Sahara Routine

The Sahara was a big surprise.

Before we left Dakar, we were bracing ourselves for two solid months crawling across the desert. We had packed in more food than at any time since we left South Africa in 2013. These days we don’t carry more than about 10 tins at a time for emergencies. Now the food box was crammed with +/- 50. We also had 20 packets of milk powder, 4 bags of lentils and 10kgs of rice. If we got stranded somewhere remote waiting for parts, we weren’t going to go hungry.

Bring it on, the troops are ready for the desert: Zola has his aviator shades…

…and Ruby her biscuits. For real, these were the ones she bought at the border.

We were also carrying more water than usual. Not only were our two 250L reservoirs full, Zola also cleaned out the Jojo tank on the back, normally used for the first filtering of waste vegetable oil. Now it was filled with emergency water for showers and clothes washing. We had visions of eking out our last drops on a parched plain while broken down somewhere in the middle of the Sahara.

Before we left Dakar, Zola had scrubbed dirty oil out the Jojo tank from inside so we could fill it with emergency water

But as soon as we crossed the River Senegal, Big Reg was whipping along perfect tar averaging 50kmph despite the head wind. We couldn’t believe the progress we were making, even when the road deteriorated with an occasional pothole. It only took us a week to cross the whole of Mauritania.

Welcome to Mauritania – perfect tar!

We were driving so much faster than usual…

it proved difficult to snap a decent pic…

of passing scenery

We also couldn’t believe the temperature. For two months in Senegal I had been berating us for being ‘late’. Every single book I’ve ever read about travelling the Sahara recommends going between November and March, as from April it’s just “too hot” to travel. But why didn’t I realise that a) inland temperatures are very different from the coast and b) all of those books were written by Europeans, coming down from the frozen north?! Let me tell you now (South)Africans, if you’re travelling up from the equator, you’re going to freeze your ass off if you cross before March!

Far from the 45˚-50˚C hell I was expecting, the Sahara’s dry heat was nowhere near as bad as the sapping humidity of Nigeria or Liberia at 30˚C. I was so relieved we hadn’t left Dakar any earlier than June. To dip below 20˚C at night is quite cold enough for me. Averaging 30something˚C of an afternoon was ample pay off and quite managable.

We’d stocked up on tonic for our 2pm pick-me-up, but we only really needed it once. That day, the coast road curved about 100km inland, and it reached 40˚C. Then we broke out the fizzy lemon from the Dometic freezer mid-afternoon and sucked on boiled sweets to give us a little lift.

This side of the river, there was an immediate change of scenery: scrub, thorn trees and suddenly dunes by the road. The white glare of rocky rubble varied with red sand. People appeared shorter and stubbier like the trees and the horses shrank to donkeys, sometimes miniature ones. There was an increasing incidence of camels.

Camel 1

Camels 2

Camels 3: wind powered

Every now and then, the squat houses would surprise us,…

their ice cream colours…

belying the heat.

Mosques are usually painted…

in variations of green, the holy colour of Islam.

The first day we were assailed by the smell of burning rubber and the air pressure gauge dropped to red. When we pulled over, we could hear the escaping hiss coming from under the passenger seat. The leak was in the same place Aman had tackled in Liberia. Sampson impressively fixed it in 5 minutes.

But a leak kept blowing continuously in the same place for the next month till eventually he had to replace the whole pipe.

People who live amongst sand don’t seem that bothered about going to the beach. That whole week there were hardly any roads off the highway down to the sea.

That first night, Big Reg pulled off on a rare side road and parked amidst a scattering of small square concrete houses with tiny rectangular windows or just a metal door, some painted in pastel colours of blue, green, yellow or mauve.

Our first overnight stop

amidst a deserted village

of houses like these

Next to them were ‘shade huts’ for sitting out the midday heat in – rectangular or circular structures with a roof and struts like a bandstand, covered in chicken wire with cloth sides you could drop to protect against wind, sun, sand and dust.

Cooooooool

Not a single person emerged. The peace was blissful if a little eerie. We indulged in simple food, Friday Night Treats, cat cuddling and reminiscing with Ruby about her toddlerhood. It was so silent and cool and dark, like a ghost town. Were these nomads’ homes? Had the whole village gone for a walk? Or had the water dried up so everyone had left?

That’s how deserted it was…

Sampsons: serious about conserving indoor tank water!

It was so lovely and quiet, I was so happy when I got up, excited about the empty day ahead. It was cold enough for trainers and a hoodie against the wind.

Time to take Huggy Bear for a walk

The lack of a beach wasn’t helping me deal with the challenge of teenagers on the road. At home, when they wake up grumpy, you can avoid them till they leave for school; on the road, their bad mood can sour the whole day for everyone if you don’t manage to coax them out of it with a bit of exercise. With Ruby it can take a whole walk…

In the morning, in the absence of a beach, we just set off into the desert…

The shells on the ground show the sea used to be a lot nearer

Evidence of an abandoned settlement: mossie net, old torches and batteries…

plus an arty line of sardine tins.

I try to be non-contentious with a quiz on French irregular verbs (we used to do times tables but Zola knows them all better than me now). Ruby is reluctant to get involved, but doesn’t like to be beaten by her brother, who is increasingly and annoyingly competent! I leave her to her sulky thoughts for a bit and pursue a cosy chat with Zola. Finally when she asks me a question, I beam the full light of my warm attention on her and she bathes in it – talking about herself and her future, comes to link arms and chats away merrily. Shoo, but it’s a trial of patience. I have to get her on an even keel before we get back to the truck where her father’s lack of tact can bomb a whole hour’s work in mere seconds…

Climbing dunes like they used to do…

on Noordhoek beach when they were little…

the joy of bashing and jumping never palls…

Now Zola’s tween temper is beginning to flare up too, it can be like a mood juggling act, balancing the needs of both of them.

My big babbies

It was while crossing the Sahara that I noticed Zola’s chin had turned from round and boyish to square and manly. This same week we found some old footage of him in St Newlyn East 18 months ago, with a piping voice and shock of 300 dreads (before Brian streamlined them back in Cape Town on his 11th birthday). This month before he turned 12, I realised that, in the interim, his voice has dropped to a tone as gravelly as the floor of the desert around us.

We were spending far more hours driving than during our usual routine, so some physical exertion at dawn and dusk became vital. I don’t know who felt more caged in the truck, Zola or the cats. Tiger and Cleo surprised us by loving exploring the sand, jousting and chasing and sprinting…

Escape from the truck!

There’s a whole world out there…

until the sudden scamper back home!

Chilling.

While Dad did his daily stretching to keep his back flexible enough to drive…

we would walk…

and walk…

reflecting on the changing scenery of the land…

the rocks

and the sky…

Very album cover

Ruby doing gym, Sahara-style…

with Zola on plastic bottle weightlifting

On our wanderings, I drove the kids mad with a catchy self-penned ditty which I will set down here for posterity (you’ll have to imagine the Paint Your Wagonesque melody):

“Little round balls, little round balls, must be goat poooooooooo
Little round balls, little round balls, must be goat poooooooooo
Big round balls….. big round balls…….
Camel camel…..
Arrrrrrr-ooooooooohhhh”

“Oh, Mom, really…?”

I only knew two things about Mauritania before I got here. The first was this bizarre story about President Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz (who seized the helm of state in a military coup in 2008) getting bored during a soccer cup final and ordering the game to move to penalties – in the 63rd minute. That’s the kind of absolute power he wields.

Sadly, I failed to get a non-blurry snap of a poster for a national fishing competition, featuring the President dressed up in tweeds and waders looking like something out of PG Wodehouse. It was quite surreal.

The second was Mauritania’s reputation as the last country in the world to abolish slavery. Although it was only officially outlawed in 1981, it was not illegal to own slaves until 2007 and only one person has ever been prosecuted. Mauritania has the world’s highest prevalence of slaves, estimated at 4% of the population, but possibly as high as 20%.

Thankfully, Mauritania’s foremost anti-slavery campaigner already has a reputation up there with Malcolm X and Mandela when it comes to bravery –Biram Dah Abeid received the UN’s Human Rights Prize in 2013. Abeid, son of a slave (and whose last name means ‘slave’ in Arabic), was released from his third stint in prison in May 2016, the month before we arrived, for protesting the dropping of charges against a master who raped his 15 year old slave girl. He had received a two year sentence.

Biram Ould Dah Ould Abeid

In 2012 activists from his anti-slavery organization L’Initiative pour le Résurgence du Mouvement Abolitionniste (IRA) were imprisoned for staging a sensational demonstration outside a mosque on a Friday. Dah Abeid symbolically burned a copy of sharia law that keeps Haratin people enslaved, after first removing pages referring to the Quran and the Prophet; Dah Abeid states that sharia is not divine law but a set of outdated codes drawn up in the middle ages which shouldn’t be used to oppress so many black Africans in Mauritania.

The month after we left, the IRA was awarded the prestigious James Lawson Award for the Achievement in the Practice of Non-Violent Conflict in Washington as 13 more activists were arrested and sentenced to between 3 and 15 years, allegedly for inciting riots in Nouakchott. Freedom-fighter ‘Biram’ also announced that he would be standing against Aziz in Presidential elections for the second time in 2019.

May the grace of Allah go with him

We felt a definite sense of being in a more authoritarian state. There were marine police postes every 50km along the coast. However, officials at regular roadblocks were bored rather than threatening, asking only for passport numbers and vehicle registration.

Eventually, it became easier just to hand over 4 passport photocopies at each request for “fiches”. It was noticeable how often a darker junior officer was superseded by a more Arab-looking superior officer pushing in to deal with us. I won the first one over by asking him if Google had done a decent job of translating our letter of introduction from French into Arabic – and was rewarded with the briefest possible nod of approval.

The road deteriorated further on the way to the capital, Nouakchott.

From this…

to this…

to sometimes this.

The CBD lacked charm…

to the same degree it lacked women.

There were no women on the streets but men everywhere. I don’t know if this was the norm in Nouakchott or an effect of Ramadan.

I wonder if anyone has done research on the aesthetics of towns in a massively male-dominated society? Nouakchott was marked by an array of ugly thoughtless grey bunkers plonked anywhere, anyhow.

The Mauritanian boubou likewise prioritises function over fashion. The voluminous loose blue or white robes have built in kangaroo pouches to hold money or cell phones. Big armholes presumably allow you to sweat without staining which is practical, though Mauritanian men spend a lot of time hoiking their sleeves up over their shoulders. Most interestingly, the Mauritanian boubou seems to be something you can bung over anything to make your outfit acceptably smart to wear out in public – even pyjamas.

Sights of Nouakchott 1

Sights of Nouakchott 2

The hotel we approached couldn’t give us water without the permission of an absent director. We were saved yet again by the grace of our Senegalese friend Mamadou – his niece Khady Sarr married a Mauritanian, and this beautiful quiet lady came to find us when Big Reg got lost going up and down the main drag. We had a lovely chat in the parlour with her sisters-in-law before filling up our water tanks from their tap.

Many thanks to Mamadou’s niece Khady, sitting centre, with her husband (standing r. with their 5 month old son) and daughter 3 and visiting cousins, who were terrified by cats!

After so many sandy days, it was worth the struggle of finding our way across town to the port just to get to the sea, which was calm and warm to paddle in.

Big Reg parking off outside the port at Nouakchott

Inviting.

We took a rest afternoon: Zola played keyboard in the cab, while Ruby played guitar with Dad and I got stuck into writing up Dakar…

Zola reading in the nose cone

while Ruby cooked up some gluten-free treats for her ma…

YUM!

That night Ruby invented Nouakchott Pudding: the drop scones she’d made in a pan from pear, mango, raisins, rice flour and two eggs, were crumbled and drenched with ‘vanilla cream’ (extra thick powdered milk drizzled with essence) perfected by Sampson.

YUMMIER!!

It was a fitting celebration of the relief that comes with knowing you have an abundance of water at your disposal despite being in the middle of the desert.

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Ripped Off in Rosso

This blog tells the story of the one time we got thoroughly ripped off at a border. After travelling through 18 African countries back to back, I thought I was pretty good at sussing out con artists by now, but entering Mauritania I got well and truly taken for a ride.

The night before we crossed the border was the first cold one: I snuggled under a blanket, Sampson got in his sleeping bag and Ruby slept in a hooded fleece! I thought my cosy sleep had bolstered me sufficiently for this big day, but how wrong I was.

It started well. After spending an hour refamiliarising myself with all the documents and signing new Arabic versions of our Letter of Introduction, I felt thoroughly equipped. For me, preparing to cross a border is a bit like getting ready to go onstage. I get my Mandela skirt on, I run my opening lines in French, I calm myself to complete focus.

Sampson was checking the swell online. There was a heatwave forecast with 40˚C max for the Mauritanian coastal capital Nouakchott that day; border town Rosso was inland and lacking the sea breeze. It would definitely hit 38˚ and  30˚C overnight. We were already washing in our tiny plastic sink rather than showering to conserve water.

Getting my border-crossing head together

Getting my border-crossing head together, with no help from Tiger and Cleo

Setting off in high spirits. Today was the day that headscarves became standard wear for Ruby and I as we officially moved into North Africa.

Setting off in high spirits. Today was the day that headscarves became standard wear for Ruby and I as we officially moved into North Africa.

In the morning, Big Reg was stopped on the road by a Water and Forests official, who was fascinated to hear about our cooking oil conversion. During the explanation, some boys approached with a couple of scabby donkeys pulling a cart with a flat tyre. While Sampson helped them pump it back up, the Water and Forests feller asked me cautiously if we’d been to Mauritania before.
“No” I said, “Why?”
He looked at me pityingly, gave the Senegalese equivalent of “Shoo” and shook his head. “They’re going to nail you that side. That’s how it is, Mauritania.” Sampson showed him the disappearing cloth trick and explained how we’d never yet paid a bribe. But our hubris was about to be severely punished…

Sampson's good deed for the day number 1

Sampson’s good deed for the day number 1

Half an hour later, a policeman at a roundabout pointed out Big Reg’s right brake light wasn’t working. He was easily won over and didn’t fine us, but Sampson pulled off a little way along the road and turned the truck into the shade to fix it. At 11am it was already 32˚C. While Ruby and I were chopping greens and onions for lunch, a youth appeared from the paddy fields to the left covered in blood. He was in shock and the tip of his finger was missing: he’d just sliced it off with a machete.

While Sampson helped Gambian Musa to sit down in the shade, Ruby ran to bring him a slab of bread and butter and two cups of water so he could stomach a couple of Ibuprofen. Sampson dressed his wound with Betadine and made him hold it above his head to stop the bleeding.

Sampson and Musa so ridiculously thankful to find medical assistance in the middle of nowhere

Good deed number 2: Muss Baldeh was ridiculously thankful to have found medical assistance in the middle of nowhere

We hoped this good Samaritan act would counteract any bad karma coming our way; the jury’s still out on that…

An hour later, we arrived in Rosso. It was hot to the point of sweat running down the back of my legs under my Mandela skirt, which reminded me of the Nigerian border post. I had a similar sense of being about to run the gauntlet.

As the Big Green Truck pulled onto the main drag, men began running down the road ahead of us vying to be our guides. We studiously ignored everyone waving frantically at us except those in uniform, and I took my time to exit the vehicle wrapped in a big scarf and carrying an umbrella against the fierce midday sun. Head down, I walked determinedly through the haggle of hustlers to the police post and got exit stamps in our SA passports for the last time.

However, the delay with Musa meant that we had arrived later than anticipated. I was told that Customs were closing now and would only reopen at 3pm, so we couldn’t stamp the truck out on the carnet. Amidst a scrum of hustlers, I was told to go round the back and upstairs to an office, where I was met by a calm young man dressed all in white with a dark blue scarf wrapped in a turban around his head who shooed the others away, reassured me that this was indeed the Customs office and that there was nothing to pay.

His name was David and I immediately trusted him. Why? He was not a uniformed official, but I assumed, as he was sitting inside the office rather than outside with the hustlers, that he had an official role. The uniformed Custom officers didn’t shoo him out as they were leaving for their break, so I presumed he was employed as a runner, of the sort we had encountered many times before.

David suggested that in the meantime we could sort out the compulsory carte grise. He escorted me to an official who asked to see our international drivers licences and truck registration documents and said the carnet didn’t cover Mauritania so we had to buy car insurance, which was the same price for between 4-10 days 21000 Ouguiya (Um), about R800 (1FCA= 0.62Um according to Google the day before, but we were only getting 0.5Um here).

The official didn’t seem to speak French, so I sought David out to ask if we could pay in FCA and he said no, it was all in Ouguiya that side (though still in Senegal!), but only change the minimum because he could get us a better rate across the river. He deigned to come up into the truck and took me through a list of charges we’d have to pay the other side: first the ferry – he was going to try and get us the discount rate – then douanes, (customs) commun (municipality) and the biggest, the “frais de l’escort” – a charge for the first time entry of vehicle into Mauritania (we wouldn’t need to pay it again if we were returning). Oh and a “bon de sortie” (‘good to go’ exit fee).

Can you believe I didn’t question any of this?

I think I was just too glad to have found someone to help me navigate the shark-infested waters of this notorious border post. I called one of the scrapping moneychangers in and David oversaw me convert 350 000FCA to €500 to pay for visas the other side. €1 = 700FCA wasn’t an appalling rate, as the internet was quoting 655.86. It cost us 22000FCA to change (R440) and 50000FCA for the vehicle insurance.

It was the hottest part of day, between 2 and 3pm when only mad dogs and European travellers move about, so it seemed natural to let David park off with us in the truck under the fans. It was the fourth day of the fast, and he was suffering from toothache and spitting often. Sampson offered him painkillers, but he said he couldn’t take them before this evening. The kids went off to spend the last of our FCA on biscuits (Ruby) and aviator shades (Zola).

David was very interested in how Zola came to be with us so I told him the history of his adoption. He graciously invited us to his house, offering us access to showers and TV: “Come as my guests, don’t pay”. It seemed a genuine offer, as he appeared to be one of those guys who liked to collect foreign friends he kept photos of and received postcards from.

At 3pm David sent us back inside with another non-uniformed minion holding our carte grise and carnet for me to present to the young customs officer, who queried the list on the back. I had to find Senegal in the alphabeticised register of covered countries for him. “No charge” he announced, like he was doing us a great favour. Sampson did the trick for him anyway, just to be on the safe side.

Outside, David warned me just before the hordes descended “Right, they’re going to ask you for R10 000FCA for the ferry now, but only pay R5000”. Minion no. 1 seemed so genuinely distraught at this lack of what was ‘usually’ given, I gave him another 1000Um when Big Reg finally drove on to the ferry with four other vehicles.

This is the only photo of us crossing the River Senegal; I was too wary of offending someone.

This is the only photo of us crossing the River Senegal; I was too wary of offending someone.

On the other side, David took our passports, carnet and truck registration papers in his hand and led us out. It seemed I’d handed over authority. First stop was the biometric visa process, very impressive in a small room at a dusty border post, with electronic fingerprinting and photo capturing right there on the spot. The big relief was that there were no questions at all about the lack of a Senegalese stamp in the British passports we had just transferred to using now our SA ones were full.

Meanwhile David was hurrying me along, pushing me to leave Sampson and the kids in the passport office and come with him to sort the carnet out – he got me to change 130000FCA (R2600) into Ouguiya on the stairs with his mate – but it wasn’t a better rate as promised. I began to listen to the uneasy feeling that had been twingeing in my gut since David dropped his attempts to be charming and made himself at home in the truck.

I returned to the others to pay the €120 each visa charges. The guy registering was grumpy but there was lots of admiration in the queue for my Madiba skirt. David was still rushing, seeming suddenly to be in a hurry to get home. He told me to give him 35000Um (R1300) for the escort charge and 4000Um (R150) for douanes so he could go upstairs to sort them out, while he sent me with another minion to pay the 7500Um (R270) ferry charge and 3000Um (R100) commun charge – we queued for both and got official receipts.

As I followed him across the yard, I heard Minion no. 2 say, in response to a query from a passer-by, “Cent mille” but was feeling too dazed with the heat and exhaustion by now to interrogate this. We were just wanting to be gone, but then David had a massive row with an official who insisted the truck needed to pay a 13000Um (R500) ferry charge not the 7500Um charged for a car. I really couldn’t be bothered to fight about R200 at this stage, and demurely coughed up another 5500Um while David raged that he was an “imbecile“.

We then drove out the border post to a random spot off the town square, where he disappeared to pay the ‘bon de sortie”. Suddenly the charge was double the 4000Um he’d quoted earlier. “Why?” “Because you paid double for the bac” seemed too glib and quick an answer. But I still dumbly paid up another R300. When I protested his friend had only given us a 0.5 not 0.6 exchange he got haughty for a second and said “Wait till a bank then, but there’s none till Nouakchott”.

I was so tired and desperately needing to lie down, I was beginning to regret agreeing to go back to his house, but Ruby was extremely keen to wash her hair in running water. First we were subjected to a bizarre interlude where we were paraded in a square in front of a group of limp pre-Iftar men lying down playing drafts and a couple of women selling bread and bottles of fizzy drinks that David picked up for supper. Sampson was forced to perform the disappearing cloth trick like a dancing monkey.

David disappeared again, and we only realised after 10 more minutes that he was on the ground in the middle of the scrum playing drafts. I was fading fast and leaning against the wall by now. Two games later, he finally led us off like sheep. I was increasingly disconcerted by David’s fondness for Zola, which was now being expressed in headlock-type hugs. Zola was dealing with it better than I was; I’d begun to suspect manipulative narcissism not to mention nefarious intent. David was after all one of the very few border officials not to express open admiration of Ruby.

He directed us through dusty streets to his house, a compound around a courtyard. It was stiflingly hot in the confines of the narrow sandy lanes between the buildings. We were introduced to his 60 year old father, his mother (more my age), his younger brother’s wife (aged about 20, with two daughters) two younger brothers and small sons of other siblings. Oh, and two baby goats. We were objects of interest but not fascination, so had a definite sense that this must happen often, David bringing foreigners home to visit. The women kept their distance.

He proudly showed off ‘his’ side of the house: an enormous shower room with huge marble tiles, and a plasma TV room blasting freezing aircon with a stack of mattresses. While the Sampsons took their stuff in to shower, I chose PEACE and solitude and a flannel wash in the truck before phoning my Mom to say we were safely over the border at least.

I dressed quickly and reentered the compound as dusk was settling. The family broke the fast with dates and a gluten-y porridgey drink I didn’t dare try and a syrupy sweet bissap brew which I gratefully did as I was feeling dizzy with low blood sugar. I just said a little prayer hoping the water had been boiled long enough to be safe for us.

Sampson was uncomfortable sitting cross legged so I asked him to please go and heat a bowl of leftovers for me. Ruby tucked away two cups of coffee and a mint tea before the big platters of goat meat, maggi and onions were served – the first one to the father and the little boys, the rest shared our plate.

Little 2 year old Fatima was desperately adoring of David, clinging to his knees while he was praying. She turned out to be the daughter of his divorce. That explains why he described himself as ‘unmarried’ in vaguely bitter tones. I speculated in what dire straits a woman would have to be, with no choice but to leave her baby girl behind.

On the one hand, it was amazing to be sat sharing such a meal on our first night in the country, breaking the fast with a Mauritanian family, with holy music playing on the radio and a clutch of toddlers rolling around on a mat with their dozing grandma. On the other hand, it was a bit galling to suspect you’re probably paying for all of it.

After supper, David took us to his room to watch TV. It felt surreal to be watching an American celebrity fashion piece on Kate Winslett and Emily Blunt dubbed into French, though Ruby was enjoying it. I was reeling from exhaustion by now, and called it a night as soon as we could get away, feeling very glad that Zola, with a headache, was keen to come too. When we came in at around 9pm the temperature gauge was still showing 28˚C and it didn’t seem to drop all night. It took four episodes of the News Quiz to fall asleep.

David with his daughter in his TV room

David Diallo with his daughter in his TV room

I woke with a start after midnight and found myself in a sweat, assailed by the sickening conviction I’d been royally HAD. Outside there was a raucous group of lads on a mat eating their main meal of the night, giggling like hyenas. After half an hour, I put my reading light on and started writing out exactly what had happened to work out how much money today had cost us.

It took me three hours to write my diary, recalling each step, each calculation. Little by little I started putting it together:

  • How the hassle of the hustlers was excessive – staged to make me feel under such a state of siege that I gratefully accepted David’s protection.
  • How the hustlers melted away once I’d been delivered to him and were significantly absent afterwards.
  • How David had walked away, in the Mauritanian insurance office. This, I realised, had been his masterstroke: to leave, having charitably ‘helped’ us, without putting any more pressure on. This persuaded me into thinking he wasn’t in it for the dough.
  • How he’d stoked our confidence by arranging for us to pay “only” 5000FCA not 10000FCA for the ferry, and by making us a generous offer to stay at his house just before hitting us with the big payouts on the other side.
  • How he’d interspersed utterly fraudulent payments with ‘official’ ones, thoroughly receipted (even though we’d never had to pay anything like them before). Only looking closely later I realised the largest receipt he’d given me was ripped in half so couldn’t be read properly.
  • How fake the row was about whether the truck ferry charge should be 7500Um or 13500Um, where David threw his toys ‘on our behalf’, just to salve any doubts I might be having at that point about suddenly having a much lighter wallet.

It dawned on me that the whole Mauritania border crossing was like The Sting and I’d been the mark. Looking back it was obvious that absolutely everyone at the border post was in on it. It was quite magnificent really. The difference between the Mauritanian and Nigerian borders is that, at the latter, the coercion was in your face and the hustlers were trying to outdo each other, not working together to fleece the foreigner.

I remembered wondering vaguely how David was getting away with dozing on a bench in the truck and not ‘working’ – derrrrrr, he was working. On us. Why didn’t I ask why he was crossing with us and escorting us through to Mauritania, if he worked in the customs office on the Senegalese side? David’s aura of authority belied the lowly role of minion I had assigned to him. If he wasn’t the mastermind, he was at the very least the paymaster: all the minions and uniformed officials who aided and abetted got their cut.

Is this state-sanctioned fraud on a massive scale? I thought at the time I was being paranoid when I overheard the figure of “cent mille” i.e. 100 000FCA but it proved to be quite true: we paid 130 000FCA more than we were legally obliged to do (visa and ferry only) presumably with David taking 30 000FCA for himself. The total cost for us to get in to Mauritania was +/- R10 600 (that’s 530 000FCA) of which the visas cost +/- R7000 (350 000FCA); with the validity of the insurance debatable, it was at least R2600 over the odds.

An expensive day.

***

So, is the moral of the story that you should only trust a guy in uniform and never allow yourself to be escorted up the backstairs? But the Ghanaian guy who waylaid me in the immigration office in Accra and tried to pocket our visa extension fees for himself was in uniform. It seems there are no hard and fast rules except: 1) don’t be rushed and 2) handle all transactions yourself.

Are we obliged to drop the line “They have never paid a bribe” from our PR now? I wondered out loud to my husband if what we paid out wasn’t rather a ‘facilitation fee’? “Isn’t that the definition of a bribe?” he pointed out derisively. I pondered.

No, I decided later. Bribery lies in intent. If I was meaning to pay David off to cut corners for us, that’s a bribe. If I got conned into thinking that those extra charges were genuine fees issued by the Mauritanian state, then that’s just a embarrassing indictment of my intelligence.

***

I didn’t look at my diary’s account of this day for many months, it was too painful. But I wrote this on the following:

“This morning I woke up in absolute silence, and golden light. The peace of first thing cannot be matched. Cats hear me moving, Tiger mews plaintively and I make up milk. I move the buffer tray and they jump down. I massage Hub’s hand, hanging out of his net. The kids are fast asleep, a cool breeze blowing through from the sea we can’t yet see. It is so peaceful. We are all together. And they are enjoying it as much as me.

Tiger tries to jump back up on to the book box so he can go back and cuddle on Ruby. He lands on a teatowel, which gives way under him, ends up sliding down Mark’s mosquito net, falls on his back then jumps like lightening into the cab scared to death. I laugh.

I go back and start taking my net down. I have everything to look forward to. No meetings, no deadlines, no routine. Just a new capital city, a new beach. I think I may never be happier. I feel completely at peace.”

As Sampson got out to stretch I grinned at him, “Not boring though, is it?” Seems I’d rather be ripped off than mired in routine.

The quiet of their courtyard on a Ramadan early morning

The quiet of their courtyard on a Ramadan early morning, where we ate the night before

David's father, brothers and nieces

M.Haroun, David’s father, brothers and nieces

While doing T’ai Chi, I reflected that if our money went to David’s mother and paid for a month’s groceries for this family, it was not so bad. It was an expensive cultural evening, but a good lesson in humility.

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Saint Louis: An Audience with Zoumba

Just before the blog leaves Dakar, I have to make one last mention of Monsieur Sall, LASA’s long-suffering truck consultant, who made the trip into town to attend to Big Reg’s needs many times over our two months there, and whom we visited at his workshop in Rufisque and outside his home in Diamniadio just before we left.

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The Big Green Truck parked overnight outside M.Sall’s workshop in Rufisque…

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where his team took out the stiff clutch pressure plate, cleaned all the dust off, greased and replaced it, and welded Big Reg’s broken accelerator pedal back together.

LASA had paid Top Pneus to get the dodgy Foundiougne repair strengthened as it was bulging through the tyre. But the front wheel was unbalanced since it had been taken off, and there was nowhere in Dakar that could do wheel balancing for 14” radials. We found ourselves rather wobbly going above 55km, and Sampson was worriting about it ahead of the Sahara.

So we went back to M. Sall, who was at a loss as to what more he could do. Sampson’s anxiety about the road ahead was manifesting in his tendency never to be satisfied, making a fuss about the tightness of the brakes and the clutch pedal, insisting the revs were set too low, then too high…

I sat with his wife and commiserated about the challenges of managing men. She shed a few tears in memory of her father, whom she nursed to his too early death, and confessed a deep longing to travel. I said she had a wonderful headstart on the rest of us: a qualified mechanic for a husband!

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Our friend Oussèynou Sall, his wife Aïssatou Diandy and their son Mohamed (with toy cars donated by Zola) outside their house in Diamniadio. Thanks so much for your patience!

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We finally left Dakar on the first day of Ramadan.

It was SO great to be Going at last. We trundled through Thiès, an unexpectedly pretty town with cute cafés and colourful raffia bowls and baskets piled on roadside stalls. Despite the slightly muted feel of the first day of the fast, it was a day of brightness: intense bougainvillea splashes on walls and women wrapped in gorgeous cloth gliding along dusty streets.

I was comforted by the thought we could still make it to Spain before my folks’ birthdays in July. My Mom was getting worried about us. On the phone that morning she said “Isn’t it a danger that the old cooking oil stored on the roof might explode in the high temperatures?” I said “Mom, it’s cooking oil. It’s designed for high temperatures!”

On the road north to Kébemer, the scenery was increasingly reminiscent of Angola and Nambia, with the surrounding scrub mirroring the vegetation at the other tropic. We also saw our first camel.

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The road north through the Sahel…

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full of thorn trees…

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and the occasional baobab sporting green shoots.

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Back on the road, with the kids back in the nose cone looking out of the window…

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and the cats back dozing in the nets as we bounce along…

Saint Louis is Senegal’s ‘second city’ but it was not as city-like as I expected. There were no industrial outskirts and the centre was more old colonial town-y, more crumbly, more colourful. We crossed the huge Pont Faidherbe onto the rectangular island of the centre ville, very reminiscent of Gorée but not as well maintained.

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Welcome to Saint Louis

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a city so close to the water…

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that the centre is situated on an island…

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reached by a giant bridge…

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le Pont Faidherbe, named for colonial governor Louis…

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and in the centre of the old town…

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every street ends at the water.

Within minutes Big Reg was through the narrow streets and across a bridge the other side, stranded amidst pony traps and a market full of vividly dressed women. I had a definitive feeling of having crossed into North Africa.

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Off the bridge the other side…

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past the WW1 memorial…

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into the pulsating market street

Up to that point, I had no idea Saint Louis was on an island in the middle of a river! It was utterly charming, but its position on low-lying land in the mouth of the River Sengeal make Saint Louis “the city most threatened by rising sea levels in the whole of Africa” according to the UN Habitat agency.

Big Reg turned back onto the island and we found ourselves outside the Institute Français. We picked up a programme outside its wonderful library, teeming with school kids, but it was just too bloody hot to look at any exhibits. We discreetly hid from those fasting in the truck and had a cuppa bissap and ricecakes with chocolate spread instead. The sugar lift was much needed.

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While Sampson tucked into a chocolate pastry…

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the kids and I indulged our love for Chocopain, Senegal’s peanutty version of Nutella

Nathan had been pressing us to meet his friend Zoumba. Pape Samba Sow a.k.a. Zoumba might be nearing pensionable age, but this father of five still burns with the fiery energy of a 21 year old. He turned up to meet us on a moped.

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Zoumba, on the right, with his wife and youngest daughter plus a colleague and her daughter

He is an all round artist: a famed teacher, writer, actor, dancer, comedian, musician and mentor but above all dramatic performer. He also MC’s the famous Saint Louis Jazz Festival. Zoumba is such a force of nature, his larger than life personality makes you feel you are in the presence of a Senegalese version of Alan Bennett, Robin Williams or some other national treasure. (See footage of him lecturing at the University of Freiburg here.) In Europe he’d probably be fêted with BAFTAs and TV specials but here he’s still scratching a living.

His latest project was featured on the cover of the Institute Français programme commemorating the wreck of the Medusa on the Banc d’Arguin off the coast of modern Mauritania 200 years ago. (Saint Louis is situated right on the border with Senegal’s northern neighbour, though the Big Green Truck still had to travel 100km further north by road to cross it). While ferrying 400 people to reestablish the French colony after the British handover, an inept captain hit the bank on 2nd July 1816.

In May 2016, Canadian artist Adad Hannah and the local community recreated a raft, made by survivors of the wreck to supplement lifeboats, to the exact dimensions for the installation. More than 150 people were cast adrift on the original; 13 days later, having faced storms, drunken rebellion and cannibalism, only 15 survived. In the context of the modern migrant crisis that was beginning to dominate headlines to the north, Hannah was inspired to reimagine the disaster like Franco-Brazilian artist Alexis Peskine did at the Dak’Art Biennale exhibition 2016. You can see Hannah’s Saint Louis artwork here.

Everyone was battling tiredness, getting used to the new routine of Ramadan, eating main meals during the night. So we left Zoumba’s family to rest and found a quiet breezy spot by the riverside to park off. That night’s sleep was disturbed by a massive party happening at Flamingo’s on the opposite bank, with mass drumming and singing sounding out at 4am. I was less upset by being woken up as not having been invited!

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Zola weightlifting with a plastic bottle full of sand while Ruby plaits her hair.

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Flamingo, the live music club on the riverbank opposite

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Zola hard at work the next morning, nevertheless

The next morning, after school, we found Zoumba entertaining a Québécoise visitor Chantelle and her guide, El Hadj, an ex-pupil of his. He took us round the house he built himself, before showing us his publications. He’s written novels (Les Anges Blesses Fama Editions 2009) poetry (Arc En Fleuve Harmattan, 2013) plays and theatre criticism (Théâtre Nawetaan, Théâtre des Valuers).

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Zoumba the endlessly creative entertainer

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Zoumba’s poetry collection, between publications of his mother Amina Sow Mbaye

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Zoumba told us he never travels without this sculpture “my wife”…

The supreme storyteller regaled us with the tale behind a poem he wrote called Double Thérapie “with medical words I didn’t know I knew” about a sudden sickness of his mother. I struggled to follow the rich flow of his figurative French but was very touched by the little I did understand.

Zoumba considers himself so close to his mother that he is like “her twin”. After his father died in 1988, he became her first confidant, was the first reader of her books. When many years ago, she fell ill, he had spent the day playing football and karate, then felt suddenly ill himself and went home to sleep. He woke at 5am to find his mother in a deep coma. When both the doctor’s ministrations and her marabout singing devotional verses failed to rouse her, her son started crying.

“Tears closed my eyes, and I couldn’t see. My imagination entered her stomach as if it were a house. I walked through the rooms, at ease, and started to clean up, mopping up the mess. I pulled on a wire to flush the blood out and I could hear my mother singing outside”. When he came round, his mother woke and said, “I don’t know what you did, but I feel better”. They suspect a blood clot had been cleared.

Regrettably, because of the first-days-of-fast fatigue, we didn’t get to meet his mother Amina Sow Mbaye, pedagogical expert and famous author of a novel about her experiences as a newly qualified teacher in newly independent Senegal called Mademoiselle, now a set work. Aged 79, in her youth she was a 400m African champion, a basketball referee, and founder of the scouts in Senegal. She was also President of the national Federation of Women’s Associations, and is considered ‘the mother of all Saint-Louis intellectuals’. I look forward to the honour of meeting her next time.

We were blessed to pull up in a petrol station with an ATM and a market next door, allowing us to stock up with cash, water, eggs and veg at same time. Thank goodness, because a long afternoon slogging round town in the heat trying to find all that would have finished me off – it was still 30˚C at 5pm. In the depths of the uncharacteristically quiet market, a man tunefully intoned comforting verses from the Quran while sitting crosslegged on a pile of pallets. Below him, fasting tradeswomen squatted next to their wares fanning themselves slowly, or lay on sacks in the shade. The thought of trying to get through just the shopping without some sustaining food or water first was unthinkable for me in this heat; I admired their spiritual inspiration and their fortitude.

I was so happy to find someone selling big dried hibiscus flowers, I bought a huge bagful of this bissap to make tea and insisted on paying 1000FCA (R20) for it, double the asking price. I’m dolefully coming to the end of this supply now…

Sampson stopped the truck on the road out of town when he saw a shop with a fridge to pick up little tubs of yoghurt and fizzy coconut drinks with lumps of actual coconut in. He had to gently but firmly fight off a couple of fake Baye Fall dudes, stylish beggars hassling for ‘succour’ for les talibes ‘les petits enfants’. When one got very insistent – stepping up and placing a handful of heavy silver rings on the steering wheel – Sampson showed ’em a trick and Zola came forward to smile from under his dreadlocks. Confused then mollified, they left.

Did I say how great it was to be MOVING again? The stretch between Saint Louis and the border was notable for the huge amount of bags of onions everywhere, and bright green paddy fields.

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There was really no need to have stocked up in Dakar!

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A new agri project using irrigation canals from the River Senegal was growing rice on the left hand side of the road…

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while the barren flat red dust land continued unbroken on the right.

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Meanwhile Ruby was busy making pictures…

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from Zoumba’s bougainvillea petals, having been inspired by the Butterfly Island artist.

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Aren’t they lovely?

On the road to the border through Ross-Béthio we were beginning to see more Berber headdresses and long baggy boubous on men and baggier outfits on older women. We’d reached North Africa at last.

Big Reg pulled off in a JCB storage place just before the border in Ndiael, which, the way the locals pronounced it, sounded like Nigel.

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Our overnight stop in Ndiael

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thanks to welcoming security guard Mustafa Khan

After a truck tour, the Gambian security guard Mustafa was very enthusiastic for us to stay. He led his elderly and respected boss M. Amadou Nyama Ba by the hand to meet us and translated his formal Pulaar into French:

“May Allah bless you for this brave endeavour and see you safely home. So many of our compatriots are overseas so whenever a visitor comes to us, we show them the welcome we hope they get that side…”

I winced, opened my mouth, then closed it again with a sigh. It seemed too great a shame to cast doubt on such lovely sentiments.

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A raft of cats to cover our pain and shame

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WE LOVE DAKAR! Part 5: You Are My Tribe

This is the last Dakar blog, I promise.

When we originally planned this trip, we intended to cross the Sahara before the end of March because of the encroaching summer heat. (The fact that was originally March 2014 we can set aside for now!) Chatting with other travellers en route who were coming the other way, we had been told we’d be OK pushing it until the end of April.

When we arrived in Dakar at the end of March 2016 I thought we could be in and out within the month. But then we spent 3 weeks in the garage and it took longer than anticipated to collect enough oil – filtering 600L into the fuel tanks and storing an extra 400L on the roof – to get to Tangier. It was now the third week of May and we were desperately eager to hit the road, but we weren’t quite full yet.

Then Sampson got the flu. He didn’t know whether it was because he snorkeled in dirty water with Nathan, or because he ate with his hands at Ousmane’s baby party having neglected to wash them after being climbed all over by little kids wanting to greet the magician after his show. Either way, he went down hard, and the rest of us followed like dominoes: Zola, Cleo the cat, me. (This is how I found out cats sneezed.)

We were blessed that by now we had our infrastructure sorted. This lovely man delivered fresh bread to us every day, and our lovely fruit lady down the road kept us stocked up on Vitamin C.

M. Dioda delivered fresh baguettes every day to Ngor Lounge and insisted on treating us to many

Douda Dione delivered fresh baguettes every day to Ngor Lounge and insisted on treating us to many

Ma X lovely fruit lady receiver of Ruby's daily chat

Younousse Diatta, distributor of delicious fruit and receiver of Ruby’s daily chat

So I made my husband chicken hotpot and bought grapes. It was strangely cool, jeans and socks weather. Zola learned valuable lessons about ‘spoons’ and not squandering energy. Normally he’d be hammering up and down on his bike, but now he was exhausted after playing the keyboard for an hour, never mind going outside.

Sadly, we had to cancel our planned weekend trip to Nicole and Mamadou’s farm in Joal. That Saturday night, Mamadou had a terrible accident: he rolled the car three times, with five volunteers in it. Lucky no one was seriously hurt, and he came out with just cuts and bruises. But Nicole was hoping that the shock would make him seriously consider stopping trying to live these crazy parallel lives of theirs – it was time to plump for one or the other.

Please take care of yourselves, dear ones!

Please slow down and take care of yourselves, dear ones!

Ruby was the only one who didn’t go down with flu. Nicole took her off to help with her wardrobe clearout: she gave Ruby three skirts, two blouses, and two awesome dresses, one of which made her look so frighteningly like Marilyn Monroe that it took a while for her to work up the courage to wear it out.

She also enjoyed talking with Mamdou about the plan for training horses at their farm. She said it was the first time she had ever been respected as a speaker with an opinion by an adult other than us, and listened to as a peer. Bless you Mamadou – you may have changed her life with that conversation. Not to mention your own. Ruby’s dream is now to get back to Senegal, go to West Africa’s best Veterinary Science College in Dakar and live with Mamadou at the farm. We’re not far behind.

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On Saturday, as I was beginning to sicken, Nathan popped by for a chat and left some moringa powder with us. I was amazed that the spoonful I took before bed, as he recommended, seemed to lift me over the worst day of ‘flu I knew I had coming, and carry me straight into recovery.

On Sunday, Mina volunteered to host a Vegan Feast to enable us to say goodbye to a few friends. We came early to help prepare, but the recipes were all hers:

While Ruby and I helped chop...

While Ruby and I helped chop…

...kitchen alchemist Mina whipped up magic in a blender - a 'cheesy' dip from cashew nuts...

…kitchen alchemist Mina whipped up magic in a blender – a ‘cheesy’ dip from cashew nuts…

for the crudités...

for the crudités…

before she transformed raw beetroot and fresh herbs dipped in millet...

before she transformed raw beetroot and fresh herbs dipped in millet…

...into 'burgers', with sweet potato chips, an apple, cabbage and lime salad and...

…into ‘burgers’, with sweet potato chips, an apple, cabbage and lime salad and…

my favourite, the chilled mango and carrot ‘soup’ starter with a spoonful of mint cream...YUM!

my favourite, the chilled mango and carrot soup starter with a spoonful of mint cream…YUM!

I’m not sure which was the most mouth-popping taste sensation – the blended juice ‘soup’ with the fresh mint cashew cream or the dessert Mina made just for me: toasted chewy coconut and date bites. I ate an icecreamcartonful.

While Nathan was giving Sampson the lowdown on top 9/11 conspiracy theories, other guests arrived: Nicole and Mamadou, a German-American vegetarian restauranteur couple, a Senegalese filmmaker based in LA, and Youssou N’dour’s manager formerly based in London. Sampson took part in a fascinating conversation debating whether or not the customary peaceful, gentle and tolerant Senegalese personality and warm welcoming traditions pre-dated the arrival of Islam and the ethos of Mouridism.

It was explained that among the different ethnic groups in Senegal there is a playful way of teasing each other in a very friendly way that has built cohesion. For example, the Diola and the Serere are considered cousins, so when a Serere and a Diola meet, even if they don’t know each other, they will always tease one another. It is the same between the Serere and the Toucouleurs. That’s what I call extended family.

A roomful of fascinating lives and sublime tastes!

A roomful of fascinating lives and sublime tastes!

I love the people you meet in Dakar.

Nathan insisted Sampson take his new surfboard for Zola, as the lad had outgrown his other one, and pointblank refused to take any money for it. It was genuinely painful for us to leave these dear friends: this supportive community felt so like home already.

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Our last Monday, while Sampson finished the oil filtering with Ousmane’s help, I sat alone in Ngor Lounge loading the Pop Goes The Wheel blog, revelling in the peace and the wifi. The story had finally reached Dakar, just as we were about to leave it. Sigh… Bietjie bietjie maak baie…

Cats keeping me company on my keyboard vigil

Cats keeping me company at my keyboard vigil

while outside, Ruby busy being creative...

while outside, Ruby was busy being creative…

with some Senegalese-inspired colour

with some Senegalese-inspired colour

Ruby was surprisingly ready to leave the wifi behind. She’d been shaken by the vitriol she’d unwittingly unleashed after criticising a yellow T-shirt of Justin Bieber’s on Instagram: two grown women led an attack on her!

My darling girl, such a mixture of temper and tenderness

My darling girl, such a teenage mixture of temper and tenderness

We did a final stock-up shop at Casino ready to hit the Sahara. The food cupboard had more tins crammed in it than when we left Cape Town in July 2013. We also bought half a giant sack of onions from the fruit and veg lady for 4000FCA. This was possibly overkill, but I figured that if we broke down and got stuck in the desert waiting weeks for parts, as long as we had onions and tinned tomatoes, beans, rice and pasta, we’d survive.

When we finally left, I’m sure everyone at Ngor Lounge breathed a sigh of relief. The box of chocs I gave Peggi was hardly adequate recompense for the Big Green Truck sitting on their forecourt for over a month. Sis Yandiswa will be glad to know that Mapiko’s placemats made from recycled bottle tops were given a good home in Boris’s art garden. THANK YOU Boris and Peggi Sow, for your patience and big hearts.

Looking on the bright side of being late to leave, it had been good to stay so long in Dakar and acclimatise to the dry heat of the Sahel before pushing north. Plus, the hotter it got, the more likely palm oil would continue to flow through the pipes and not solidify during cold desert nights.

Our delay also meant that we were still going to be here on 2nd June for the big launch party at La Sénégalaise de L’Automobile of the brand new GLE Coupé – a huge event and a great opportunity to meet the Mercedes team who were flying in from Paris.

So, on the last day of having the hire car, I was driving the pick-up behind Big Reg on the way back to LASA when Sampson pulled up in a garage on the wrong side of the pump. I needed to fill up the bakkie, so the attendant told me to back up and go the other side.

I reversed straight into a Peugeot 206, which luckily belonged to the chill-est man in the whole world. When I got out apologising (and sweating) profusely, M. Ndiaye told me “not to worry, it was an accident” and the little dent in his bonnet didn’t matter at all. Bless him.

You gotta love Dakar.

Things you can buy from street hawkers during a traffic jam in Dakar:
boxes of tissues, teatrays, bowls, cups, sunglasses, strawberries, cashew nuts, Koran inscriptions, airtime, prayer mats, wrenches, parakeets, trilbys, cool drinks, coffee-table-sized pictures of marabouts

Half an hour later, pulled up in a Colobane traffic queue, we found ourselves outside the perfect leather shoe stall and jumped out to buy a long-promised birthday present for my sapeur son. Their pointy Congolese sexiness made his size 8 feet look even bigger…

Forgot to take a pic at the time - here they are 6 months later, very well loved

Forgot to take a pic at the time – here they are 6 months later, very well loved

When we arrived at LASA, the Big Green Truck was stalled by a blockage in a fuel pipe and couldn’t park under the spotlight opposite as planned. This added to the stress of all four of us trying to get our glad rags on at same time but Zola ended up looking awesome in his navy suit and sharpsharp shoes, with Ruby wearing a Senegalese dress of Nicole’s. Sampson was looking more like a Tarantino pimp in his linen suit with sneakers and a ponytail…

The champagne was already flowing when we entered at 6.45pm

The champagne was already flowing when we entered LASA at 6.45pm

Café Bivouac had been transformed into a cocktail lounge with high stools, black and chrome décor...

Café Bivouac had been transformed into a cocktail lounge with high stools, scattered jewels and black and chrome décor…

and futuristic waitresses in A line miniskirts and bobble afros wandering amongst the crowd around the cars

and futuristic waitresses in A line miniskirts and bobble afros wandering amongst the crowd around the cars

I sampled the sublime quality bissap and bouyé juice while the others tucked into melon balls in liqueur with parma ham, cream cheese with olives and chicken mafé kebabs…

Yum - I spot the artistry of Terrou-Bi

Yum – I spot the artistry of Terrou-Bi

The cognoscenti of Dakar milled about the gleaming cars nibbling on the bijou snacks. It felt more like the première of a James Bond film than the launch of the new GLE Coupé, all whirling spotlights, billowing dry ice and huge plasma screens showing Mercedes motivational ads about how to turn clients into fans. LASA’s got it down.

Our friend and patron, LASA DG Jérôme Barth...

Our friend and patron, LASA DG Jérôme Barth

on top form...

was on top form, totally relaxed despite all the media attention, an apparently effortless host

Sampson loved the virtual reality tour of the latest Mercedes

Sampson loved the virtual reality tour of the latest Mercedes

We were taken upstairs to do an in-house TV interview and introduced to Corinna Fiora, an Egyptian/Belgian/Italian who has lived in Dakar for 10 years. With her dark eyes, cheeky curls, bolshy energy and almost tangible sense of fun, Cori emanates an intoxicating aura of Audrey Hepburn meets Amy Winehouse.

Proof that dynamite comes in small packages, Cori in her heels was the same height as Zola

Proof that dynamite comes in small packages, Cori in her heels was the same height as Zola

All in black, with her wild curls tied back, Cori was successfully masquerading as corporate but I immediately recognised a kindred spirit. We saw the alternative work ethic radiating from each other: we are the people who resist the pressure to conform, to colour inside the lines and live inside the box. We travel, we make cross-cultural alliances in order to create and we don’t settle – for mediocrity, for the easy way or for the status quo. We compromise as little as possible and stretch our money as far as we can, to make the art we want to make, by sharing resources with like-minded friends who become like family. We strive, we shit stir, we challenge. And we sure know how to party.

When she came outside to see the truck, Cori took one look and said “Ah. You are my tribe”.

As well as doing presenter work, Cori sings in a band called I Science with her Senegalese husband Staz a.k.a. Ibaaku – check out their latest work here. He was busy DJing across the other side of the showroom, supporting a circus show of stiltwakers, a scarf artist and a dancer who managed to perform despite a car alarm going off and the audience’s view being blocked by the electronically-raised boot of the new GLE Coupé…

After Jérôme gave his welcoming speech on the staircase...

After Jérôme gave his epic welcoming speech on the staircase…

the entertainment kicked off...

the entertainment kicked off…

with Star Wars-esque stilt walkers...

with Star Wars-esque stilt walkers…

and a stupendous...

and a stupendous…

scarf aerial act...

scarf aerial act…

that...

that…

blew...

blew…

the crowd's...

the crowd’s…

mind!

mind!

Not to mention the DJ...

Not to mention the magnificent DJ…

and the dancer...

and the mesmerising dancer…

Cori's husband DJ Ibaaku with Paula the dancer with the most professional poise under pressure I have ever witnessed!

Cori’s husband DJ Ibaaku with Paula N’Boussoungou, the dancer with the most professional poise under pressure I have ever witnessed!

But the best treat of all was to meet the Tractafric Motors Corporation Mercedes team who had been supporting us since Sampson’s serendipitous meeting with Stéphane Vautherin in Libreville, Gabon in October 2013. Time and again, services at partner garages had kept the Big Green Truck on the road, through Cameroun, Ghana and Liberia. Tractafric are the difference between us making it this far and not surviving beyond the Tipping. We are forever grateful.

We were honoured that Parts and Services Director Guy Allard from Tractafric Paris made the effort to come across the city to visit us in Ngor earlier in May – he’s the only person we’ve met apart from Kingsley Holgate who’s been to more African countries than us (27). He asked us to stay for the launch and we thought we’d be long gone… ha!

Sampson with Guy Allard, Parts and Services Director from Tractafric Paris and J-P Blanc from LASA

Sampson with Guy Allard from Tractafric Paris and J-P Blanc from LASA

The big shock was that his colleague Nicolas Augereau, the Mercedes Benz brand manager that Sampson had been communicating with for months and had assumed was also a veteran of the company, turned out to be in his mid twenties!

Nicolas Augureau and Charles, the sharp-suited duo

Nicolas Augereau and Charles Monnoyeur, the sharp-suited brand managing duo

Nicolas takes his specs off for photos, but we think he should leave them on ‘cos they give him a sexy when-Joe 90-grew-up-and-became-James-Bond look…

Dudes in suits...

Dudes in suits…

We took the team down to meet Big Reg. We were honoured to welcome Éric Mougenot, DG for Tractafric West Africa, and Deputy DG Emmanuel Miette round our little table, while enthusiastic marketing coordinator Imane Benjelloun jumped straight into the driver’s seat!

The Tractafric team and Cori getting to know Big Reg

M. Mougenot and the Tractafric team, with Cori, getting to know Big Reg

Moroccan team member Imane taking the wheel

Moroccan team member Imane taking the wheel

Tractafric team l to r: Fatou Mata Bakayoko, Charles Monnoyeur, Emmanuel Miette, Rajaram Krishnamurthy, Nicolas Augereau, Sampson and Imane Benjelloun

Tractafric team l to r: Fatou Mata Bakayoko, Charles Monnoyeur, Emmanuel Miette, Rajaram Krishnamurthy, Nicolas Augereau, Sampson and Imane Benjelloun

LASA also had a cool spot set up for Polaroid studio shots:

whole team

Official one of whole team

The prospect of meeting the top team from Paris had been a bit nerve-wracking, but they turned out to be such great fun – we can’t wait to go visit them in Europe!

But how did Sampson manage to stick his hand in front of the face of M. Miette?? Sorry sir!

How did Sampson manage to stick his hand in front of the face of M. Miette?? Sorry sir! But Betina keeps her cool…

Ah

At ease…

Posing 1: Pimping Out

Posing 1: Pimping Out

Posing 2: Keira Knightly pouts

Posing 2: Keira Knightly pouts

Posing 3: dignity go hang

Posing 3: dignity go hang

Posing 4: Doooooods!

Posing 4: Doooooods!

Erwan had given us invites to ‘Terminus’, the last of the Afrosiders Biennale parties at la Gare. Nathan was already there, Nic and Charles were taking their sharp suits down the old station now, we were so nearby it seemed utterly ridiculous not to go. We were already knackered, we figured it couldn’t be much worse? Ruby was initially reluctant, but then put her Marilyn dress on and got into the idea. After eating I felt better, so at midnight, we all jumped in the car and set off!

La Gare was twice as packed as last time. There was an awesome collection of professional hiphop and contemporary dancers trading choreographed routines with a troupe of roller skaters on glowing neon wheels. It felt very Kids from Fame. Ruby and I asked the roller skaters for permission to join in and, with the help of Kia and her sister pushing the crowd back a bit, we did a fireshow for them at around 1am.

With me on clubs and Ruby on chains, we jammed to music the DJ was playing and at one point improvised with a rollerskater circling in the opposite direction around us. We didn’t take any photos, but there was a guy watching with a camera who turned out to be Antoine Tempé, the photographer exhibiting with Mis Wude at Hotel Sokhamon featured in the Dak’art blog. Please send us some pics Antoine!

Afterwards we all felt so amped, even Sampson was dancing! Nathan watched us fondly but “hasn’t danced since Doudou died”. I hope the urge will return when the tsunami of his grief has finally subsided abated.

In the end, Ruby and Zola were dropping from tiredness and begging us to go home (lightweights). Bizarrely, I felt better for the physical exercise exorcising the stress of the evening from my system, and it felt wonderful to shower and fall into bed at 3am.

Message to the kids reading this in the future:
“Yeah guys, just remember your folks could still kick your asses partying with 50 in sight…”

Sorry we missed this! Next time...

Sorry we missed this! Next time…

Bye Dakar. Ba benene yon.

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WE LOVE DAKAR! Part 4: La Main Gauche

Our art-craving slaked, we got on with the business of getting out of here. Ousmane, our best friend at Ngor Lounge was proving a godsend. Boris’s right hand man, Ousmane was at work from dawn till dusk during the month we were there, mostly shifting rocks to build a new terrace below the restaurant. He seemed to be hewn from rock himself, with sinew formed through long hard labour and infinite patience.

When Big Reg’s right front wheel had a slow puncture, Ousmane helped Sampson and Zola get the pneu crevé off, so Sampson could take it to Top Pneus, where luckily it was revealed to be just a valve problem. “Good for another 6000km” apparently… thank dieu for our Continental tyres.

Meet Ousmane Samba a.k.a. Nica, Boris's major domo and our best friend at Ngor Lounge

Meet Ousmane Samba a.k.a. Nica, Boris’s major domo and our best friend at Ngor Lounge

He was mostly engaged in hewing rocks...

He was mostly engaged in hewing rocks…

and transporting them, with co-worker Lamin...

and transporting them, with co-worker Lamin…

across the car park...

across the car park…

to chuck down to reinforce the lower terrace.

to chuck down to reinforce the lower terrace…

below the restaurant.

below the restaurant.

From the first day, he was always ready with help and advice...

From the very first day, he was always ready with help and advice…

Couldn't have got the flat tyre off without him

Weedy-back Sampson couldn’t have got the flat tyre off without him

or lifted into the bakkie

or lifted it into the bakkie

or figured out such a clever way to jack up the truck

or figured out such a clever way to jack up the truck.

Thanks to Top Pneus for fixing the valve on the tyre...

Thanks to Top Pneus for fixing the valve on the tyre…

and to La Sénégalaise de l'Automobile for paying for it.

and to La Sénégalaise de l’Automobile for paying for it.

***

How can I express my heartfelt thanks to Consular Officer Claudinette Davies at the British Embassy in Dakar? It was she, back in January while we were in Sierra Leone, who agreed, via email, to be the receiving address for my renewed UK passport. Without it, we wouldn’t have made it beyond Senegal. I wasn’t allowed to take a photo of her inside the hallowed halls of the Embassy when I went to collect, but take it from me, she is a stunningly beautiful woman with a gorgeous smile! I am eternally grateful for the peace of mind we had, leaning on the very British aura of reliability she projected even from four countries away.

Sampson and I applied for extra-large passports before we left South Africa, but children are only entitled to the standard size with 20 pages. As we knew we had +/- 20 countries to pass through up the west coast, we thought that would suffice, especially as (because of a delay due to the Dept of Home Affairs losing Ruby’s SA passport application) we had to get our first Angolan, DRC and Congolese visas stamped in our British passports, and swapped back to using our SA passports in Gabon. So we thought there would be more than enough room left.

But one of the effects of the extended Ebola pandemic meant that Zola had entered Liberia three times, with two more pages than anticipated used up on full page visa stamps issued in London and Pretoria. At this point he had no more pages available in his passport, and Ruby had only one. As the South African Embassy in Dakar told us they were no longer issuing temporary passports, our only option to continue travelling as South Africans was to fly back to SA and apply for new ones from the Dept of Home Affairs, which could take anything from 6 weeks to 6 months. We couldn’t afford the time or the money to do that at this stage, so we had no choice but to transfer to our British passports. Suddenly the 3 years I had spent jumping through copious hoops to make sure we were all dual citizens before we left (testifying, amongst other things, that my toddler son “had no affiliation with terrorists”) were worth it.

What’s more, we had read in Kingsley Holgate’s book Afrika: Dispatches from the Outside Edge about the trouble his family had had as South Africans getting into Morocco. As SA is one of few countries in world to recognise the sovereignty of the occupied territory of Western Sahara, they were met with some hostility and forced to go back to Pretoria to get their visas. Now might be a good time to swap over.

So THANK JEHOVAH for Geoff Cann, the superhero we met in the Gambia who offered to courier for us, because without his help, I would not have received my British passport in time. I dread to think what mileage might have been made of me travelling as South African while the others moved on as British at the borders to follow…

***

The good news about onward travel, we found (on visiting the embassies of the next two countries en route) was that it was not possible to obtain a visa for Mauritania except at the border, and no visa was needed for British passport-holders into Morocco, alhamdoullilah! So we saved ourselves about a week’s to-ing and fro-ing right there.

The bad news was that an extension to our Senegalese visas (obtained in Bissau three months ago) might be free, but negotiating the hurdles of ridiculous bureaucracy needed to obtain it could take longer than any visa process so far. In fact it took five different visits and over a month. Thank God for the bakkie lent to us by LASA.

The first time we set out to find the Ministre de l’Interieur, the address listed on the internet proved not to exist. The second time, we headed to the Cité Police building where we had been told visa extensions are obtained from, only to be told you do indeed collect visa stamps from there (on Wednesday and Friday mornings only) but you have to submit your applications for an extension somewhere else. The next day we missioned right into the centre of town, and submitted a ‘letter of request’ plus supporting documents at the actual Ministry of the Interior. I was given a receipt chit, and told to go back to the Cité Police office the following Wednesday.

We did that, expecting to be issued with visa stamps, but no, this was just an opportunity to queue for an interview with another stuffed shirt upstairs in order to explore the reasons why we were still here. An hour and 45 mins later, an official report had been typed up, l-e-t-t-e-r-b-y-l-e-t-t-e-r in our presence and we were told we’d be telephoned with the outcome in a week, which was longer than the visa time we had left, but “not to worry we were in the system now”.

Three weeks later, we still hadn’t been phoned, so eventually I called them. Our application was still sitting on someone’s desk because our phone number hadn’t been transferred from the business card I’d submitted with the official report… I took the passports in to Cité Police, only to be told that the Director Who Approves was out, so I’d have to come back tomorrow to collect them with the long-awaited stamps in.

The reason the visa extension interview took so long (apart from his lack of typing proficiency and his tendency to have long cell phone conversations while the queue grew ever longer) was that M. Alioune Badara Ndoye was so interested to hear about our travels. He had been stationed in Cote d’Ivoire himself on service a few years ago. When he saw a magazine photo in our press file of the Big Green Truck in Lambaréné, he told us the fascinating story of how his marabout Cheikh Ahmadou Bamba was exiled there for many years for scaring the colonialists.

Cheikh Bamba didn’t preach directly against French rule but asserted firmly and patiently that a good Muslim’s only obligations were to obey God, to work to be self-sufficient and to follow the non-violent path of religion. He founded the brotherhood of the Mourides in 1883, and his gentle and fearless constancy inspired an increasing number of followers. His powerful poems preached pacifism and respect, with an emphasis on industriousness which was taken up by disciples such as Ibrahim Fall. Fall’s conceptualising of physical labour as prayer was to make Senegal an economic powerhouse in the early 20th century.

In 1887, Cheikh Bamba founded the holy city of Touba, which was intended to be a place that reconciled the spiritual with the temporal. This was considered incendiary enough for the colonial authorities to exile him to Gabon for 7 years, to Mauritania for another 5 and to keep him under house arrest in Senegal for the following 15. After being held captive for a total of 32 years, the French ended up giving him the Legion d’Honneur in 1919 in recognition of the number of soldiers he sent to fight for them in the First World War. Today, 40% of the population count themselves as Mourides, followers of his Sufi teachings, and the Grand Magal attracts more than a million pilgrims to Touba annually.

Cheikh Bamba’s godly principles are foundational to Senegalese Islam and among the reasons that we can feel relaxed when our 14 year old daughter ends up sobbing alone in a taxi. How can you be afraid when most of the car rapide drivers advertise their commitment to his compassion by emblazoning his name, the name of his holy city or his disciples above their windscreens?

Long live the spirit of Touba

Long live the spirit of Touba

***

The first indication I had of the central importance of marabouts (pronounced mara-boo) in the lives of the Senegalese was at Sendou, a little place we pulled off just south of Dakar to do some much-needed washing the weekend before we entered the city at the end of March.

We managed to find a perfect spot hidden in the industrial sprawl south of Dakar...

We managed to find a perfect spot hidden amidst the industrial sprawl south of Dakar…

next to the fishing village of Sendou

next to the fishing village of Sendou…

though getting in was the tightest squeeze yet...

though getting in was the tightest squeeze yet…

and the sea was a rather shocking 15˚C

and the sea was a rather shocking 15˚C

Thanks to Mordeau Ndiaye, the caretaker who let us park off round the back

Thanks to Mordeau Ndiaye, the caretaker who let us park off round the back

While Ruby tackled the washing backlog...

While Ruby tackled the washing backlog…

and I was tackling the blog backlog...

and I was tackling the blog backlog…

Zola was playing the keyboard...

Zola was playing the keyboard…

(Sampson had to strip that too)...

(Sampson had to strip that too)…

and learning to juggle!

and learning to juggle!

Zola proved ridiculously naturally talented at juggling. On that first day, when he reached a rally of 11 he was so stunned, he looked over at his Dad and dropped his balls!

Meanwhile three young men passing stopped to speak to us. After some pleasantries, Osman told us this was a sacred place “where a great marabout of Senegal first prayed” although there was no sign to mark the spot. He led me to an indentation in a rock in the centre of the brick-lined boat shape that we had assumed was unfinished paddling pool: “This is where he put his knee.” He waved his hand to indicate the half finished place next door about 5m away: “His handprint is somewhere the other side of that wall.” I must have looked surprised. Osman nodded gravely, “He was very tall.”

The sacred space.

The sacred space.

"This is where he put his knee."

“This is where he put his knee.”

They were pleased when I told Zola to move away from the holy place. They even thanked me for hearing them out. I should have been thanking them for not shouting at us and evicting us on the spot for desecrating a sacred space. I’m sure that might easily have happened elsewhere, but the Senegalese are far too gentle, and value teranga far too highly, to behave in so rude a fashion.

***

By the end of May the kids were at the end of term 2 already. It’s amazing how much you can get through when stuck in a garage for 3 weeks, and without typhoid holding your brains to ransom. They took only 7 weeks to complete 12 weeks’ work.

When Zola came to his final project in Natural Science, making a filter from a plastic bottle with sand layers in it, I said “Haven’t we done this before?” Then I realised he hadn’t, but I had – with Ruby, then halfway through Grade 6, three years ago when we started homeschooling the month before we left. Eeek. I’d come full circle.

Zola was spotted in the surf by a French journalist, who ended up interviewing the kids for ID magazine, Paris. This got to be a pattern over next couple of weeks – Zola was even asked to model for a video but turned it down. Give him another year or so…

Eulalie Juster did a wonderful interview with the kids for Paris iD

Eulalie Juster did a wonderful interview with the kids for Paris iD

Meanwhile, Mercury Retrograde had struck with a vengeance, leaving me without a laptop; by now I was doing shifts with Sampson on his, furiously resizing silly numbers of pictures taken in the Gambia, determined to catch up on the blog.

My MacAir screen was now completely unreadable

My MacAir screen was now completely unreadable and we couldn’t afford a new one

My hopes of ‘being in Dakar, writing about Dakar’ were fading, but if I could at least reach Dakar online before we left in the flesh, that would be something. After a succession of broken or stolen ipods, cameras and laptops we were down to the bare minimum of gadgets by now – one of each remaining.

Sampson started transferring the contents of the containers on the roof to the big Jojo tank for filtering the last of the palm oil. We had to use it up on the next leg because palm oil will solidify in the pipes in temperatures less than 17˚C, and desert nights could drop below that.

Zola was restless, talking about giving away his cars and his Lego; as his 12th birthday approached, I was sensing the end of an era. He was eating so much, and growing so fast, his hands and shoulders seemed to be expanding daily. On days I realised I was going to have a hard time getting him to focus and settle to school, I rather let him help his Dad – one day he lifted ten 20L containers of dirty oil up onto the roof and poured seven of them into the Jojo tank. There was a lot of water in it that needed to settle and be run off before filtering. It could take days at a time to sink right to the bottom.

My big boy...

My big lad…

beginning to see the world with his own eyes

beginning to see the world with his own eyes.

Sampson made a new filter system...

Sampson made a new filter system…

from two washing baskets inside each other...

from two washing baskets inside each other…

and a piece of cheesecloth

and a piece of cheesecloth

and then poured dirty oil through it into the Jojo tank to settle.

and then poured dirty oil through it into the Jojo tank to settle.

Some of it was Very dirty

Some of it was very dirty

Very dirty indeed

Very dirty indeed

After a couple of days, Sampson ran the water off...

After a couple of days, Sampson ran the water off…

Sampson drains the oil from the Jojo tank through the pump filter...

and through the pump filter…

and into the tanks

into the fuel tanks…

with only minor cost to self

with only minor cost to self

After his surf, Zola hiked...

After his surf, Zola hiked…

40 containers of oil into the car before we left for la Gare weekend...

40 containers of oil into the car before we left for la Gare weekend…

By the time we left, we had one tank of palm oil and three tanks full of sunflower, soya and peanut oil collected from Dakar hotels, as well as 10 extra containers on the roof; 1000L in all. Sampson reckoned that should carry Big Reg the 3000km across the Sahara to Spain.

As Zola had taken over most of the weightlifting duties by now, so Ruby had taken over the handwashing. She is so much stronger than me, and was needing the exercise. She was also being very lovely and useful, quite often cooking and doing the weekly Casino shop to save my energy. Sampson would drop her at the supermarket every Friday while he was collecting waste oil from Radisson Blu and Terrou-Bi.

My darling dorter...

My darling dorter…

Naughty...

Naughty…

but nice

but nice

This kindness almost made up for her being so infuriating the rest of the time.

which isn't to say that no. 2 isn't capable of doing his own washing and cooking too!

which isn’t to say that no. 2 isn’t capable of doing his own washing and cooking too!

***

One day, Sampson and I stood in the loading bay behind the Radisson’s kitchens with Chief Steward M. Ndao having a meaningful chat in the carpark while waiting for the bidants of waste oil to be carried out. M. Ndao is a terrifically twinkly man, who gave you a sense of being both utterly reliable and great fun. In response to the Wolof greeting “Nanga def?” “How are you doing?”, he was explaining the meaning of “Mangi fi” which literally translates as “I am here” i.e. “I am present” rather than “I am fine”.

Chief Steward Ndao with Sampson and HR Manager Diallo at Radisson Blu

Chief Steward Ndao with Sampson and HR Manager Diallo at Radisson Blu

He postulated that these words make you thankful and aware of being alive compared to, for example, the man who died in the night. This frequent practice of gratitude points to the mindfulness of the Islamic prayer ritual, a five times daily commitment that lifts you out of your routine to acknowledge your presence in the present.

M. Ndao spoke of the tradition of African hospitality as another pillar of Islam; “giving whenever you can” makes you feel good and keeps you well and happy, as well as passing on positive vibes. That, he said, was why he and his team at Radisson Blu had made the effort to help us. Thank you M. Ndao for being such a shining example of a proud Muslim following the admirable teachings of the Quran and beaming such cheer on those around you.

This humility and foundational commitment to unselfish mutual assistance tangibly underpins every interaction in Dakar. I cannot tell you how seductive the spirit of ‘On Est Ensemble’ is, as it seeps into your everyday experience of the world, and you start to relax. What with the great waves and the perfect weather, Sampson summed up the attraction of life in Dakar for us: “To live without fear of sharks in the water… and to live without fear of sharks on the land.”

I would certainly find it more comfortable to live in a country with a lower GINI coefficient  than South Africa, which boasts the highest gap in the world between rich and poor. Senegal may not be so rich, but it’s not poor either, and admirably stable and democratic. It ranks 158 on list ranking countries by their GDP per capita (SA came 89th of 185) and has a healthy tradition of civil society defiance as encapsulated in the Y En a Marre movement.

In Senegalese cities, it feels like everyone is struggling, but no one is starving. There are very few SUVs cruising about, and relatively few shacks. I like that. There isn’t the glaring inequality of Hout Bay and Imizamo Yethu, or Noordhoek and Masiphumelele, existing cheek by jowl with each other but on different planets. In Dakar, we’re all in it together. On est ensemble.

I just found out that ‘ngor‘ means ‘dignity’ in Wolof. Well, that settles it.

***

We got back to Ngor Lounge after our weekend away to discover that Ousmane’s baby had finally arrived! His son was born on Sunday 4pm after Ousmane had been up till 4am Saturday working at the wedding. We were invited to the baby naming ceremony the following weekend.

That weekend may have changed the course of my life.

Despite the undeniable onset of menopausal insomnia and hot flushes, I was feeling very happy. I was loving my mid-afternoon bissap tea, and perfecting my one chop bob haircut. This was the culmination of the no-frills policy I had instituted just before setting off on this trip, shaving my head to let the grey grow out knowing there would be no hairdressers available to touch up my roots every 6 weeks en route. I had it down by now: wet it, comb it, grab it flat at the nape, scissor it straight across. Not so much lazy as utilitarian. It felt so satisfying, constantly striving to distil my life to the bare minimum of maintenance and resource usage so I could focus my energy elsewhere.

Hub, on the other hand, was looking a bit Jesus.

Hub, on the other hand, was looking a bit Jesus.

On Friday 20th May, Sampson and I had a proper lunch date at Ngor Lounge. It was his first time out of an oil-stained T-shirt in weeks. Although he spent the morning on the roof, at 12 o’clock we were ensconced in a sea-shell-encrusted bower like proper adults having a proper adult conversation about where best to take Big Reg to spend our retirement: Durban or Mozambique, Penhale or Europe…

Lunch for grown-ups!

Lunch for grown-ups!

He had crispy chicken and Emmental burger, I had the superb fruits de mer grillade with two gigantic prawns and the most delicious chips ever.

He had the crispy chicken and Emmenthal burger, I had the superb fruits de mer grillade with two gigantic prawns and the most delicious chips ever.

Plus very indulgent sweet thick syrupy versions of bouyé (baobab) and bissap (hibiscus) juices as dessert.

Plus very indulgent sweet thick syrupy versions of bouyé (baobab) and bissap (hibiscus) juices as dessert.

Nathan, our go-to guide for the weekend’s events, was recommending a visit to the intimate venue of Les Petits Pierres, the original underground collaborative art project of Erwan La Vigoureux.

We were missing out on a lot of stuff Nathan invited us to, firstly because Sampson’s back was bad and secondly because I was struggling to sleep 3 nights out of every 7 and thus not strong enough. I found myself constantly making excuses despite a smorgasborg of exciting events on during the Biennale. Eventually I had to explain that, being a ‘Spoonie’ (a person managing an immune dysfunction disease such as ME which severely undermines your energy) I can’t go out two days in a row, and late nights take me several days to recover from.

Amazingly, or perhaps not, Nathan’s Mom turns out to have been struggling with ME symptoms for the last 2 years, and we ended up striking up an email correspondence. She hasn’t been able to fly from Florida to visit him since she got ill and I hope I have been able to help him understand why.

Ruby wasn’t feeling well so we left the kids safely tucked up in the truck watching laptop TV and set off to Ouakam. Out on a Saturday night, just the two of us – I couldn’t remember the last time that had happened!

Les Petits Pierres is very Ruby in the Dust meets Scarborough/Kalk Bay vibes. It was an inside-out house wearing its heart on its sleeve.

There was a whole room full of vinyl.

There was a whole room full of vinyl.

Yes, that is Prince at the back. Sigh.

Yep, that is Prince at the back. Sigh.

Every wall was a mural, every nook and cranny held an artwork. Nathan had been present the night when the artist who decorated the wall behind the stage spontaneously got up and wrote his soul thoughts straight out in perfectly even handwriting.

That night they were hosting a pop up shop: there was everything from hats and boots...

That night they were hosting a pop up shop: there was everything from hats and boots…

to cartoons and photos...

to cartoons and photos…

to old tyre warriors...

to old tyre warriors…

to lamps recycled from cassette tapes for sale!

to lamps recycled from cassette tapes for sale!

If we'd had the money, we'd have had this one.

If we’d had the money, we’d have had this one.

It was too dark to take decent photos...

It was too dark to take decent photos…

but I loved it all.

but I loved it all…

from the DJ stage to the rooftop garden...

from the DJ stage to the rooftop garden…

to the wonderful live music!

to the soulful live music!

An eclectic crowd of locals, Frenchies and Americans milled around a display of wooden sculptures in the rooftop garden. The guitarist who got up on stage downstairs sounded spookily like a French version of the bloke with the Brooklyn accent in Blk Sonshine. Ouakam 2016 suddenly felt very much like Obs 1996. We felt very at home.

Our darling habibis, Nathan and Mina

Our darling habibis, Nathan and Mina

After a lovely chat with Mina (before she left to get a nap in before her dancing gig at a posh nightclub at 2am), I was discussing potential SA/Seneglaese cultural collaborations with Nathan as Sampson was talking to Erwan about the possibility of doing a gig there. Suddenly we were excited about meeting like minds and building creative partnerships from this base.

Will I be able to hold onto this feeling if I’m not here? I know that the UK drained it all out of me, that sense of how easy it is to leap into another country and another life, to open yourself up to new challenges, to defy the slough of despond, to create something worth celebrating.

Hmmm

Hmmm

I’m not sure exactly when it was we realised we didn’t want to leave Dakar, and the feeling of ‘anything’s possible’ that it gives us. It was amazing to feel the same way about this city as I felt about Cape Town 20 years ago. More amazing was that all four of us felt it and all four of us wanted to carry on living here. Everything seemed to be opening up and full of potential. There was so much to do. Do you remember that Brand SA slogan Alive with possibility?

Somewhere along the way that got lost in South Africa – I’m not sure if it was me that lost that sense of ‘anything’s possible’, or the country. Did I just get old and cynical, or did constantly bashing my head against the brick wall of entrenched racism and entitlement wear me out?

Certainly I find the quiet dignity of the Senegalese a salve. There’s no need to trumpet black pride, it’s just there, the bedrock of all endeavour. Independent since 1960, flourishing, truly democratic – there’s no need for politicians to strut or bluster. Of course we are new to Dakar, naïve and ignorant of the subtleties of the contemporary political situation but it feels like there’s a lot less nonsense and it’s just a question of getting heads down to the work to be done to build the country, the city, the neighbourhood.

I found myself longing to bring my son up in an environment like this, where men who look like him hold their heads high, unbowed by the weight of our heavy history. Not to mention giving my daughter the chance to spend her teenage years feeling relatively safe from rape. It was all very tempting.

At one point I asked Nathan about the complicated handshake the musos were greeting each other with, lifting the back of each other’s clasped hand to their forehead in turn several times. He explained this was a Baye Fall greeting, an expression of ‘ziaar’ or loving respect. I found it’s intimacy very touching.

Things were just warming up and people were piling in as we left around 10.30pm. We thought this would be the last time we would see each other, so when we said goodbye Nathan said we must clasp ‘la main gauche’. He explained that when Senegalese use their ‘forbidden’ left hand to bid farewell to someone, it is because they are ensuring you will have to return to right this cultural taboo.

***

We missed the early Sunday morning baby naming ceremony, but were escorted by Alioune to the celebrations afterwards at Ousmane’s dad’s house in Mamelles. Ousmane came out to greet us, exhausted but resplendent in an ivory boubou and silver jewellery. On entering the house, each guest was brought a bowl of warm soft couscous porridge with creamy yoghurt and sugar.

Newborn baby Oumar was brought out to meet us, dressed in yellow, his curls oiled...

Newborn Oumar was brought out to meet us, dressed in yellow, his curls oiled…

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

That's his mum Ndeye Astou Sy just behind Sampson...

That’s his mum Ndeye Astou Sy just behind Sampson…

And this is big sister Penda Samba, aged 3...

And this is big sister Penda Samba, aged 3…

with her adoring Dad Ousmane

with her adoring Dad Ousmane

Ousmane’s youngest daughter is very prepossessed. He complains he can’t do a thing with her, that she won’t be told by anyone, and is not to be cajoled. But I was impressed that on arrival all kids, no matter how young, would go round the room and greet all the adults respectfully by shaking hands. No one was let off for being shy or stroppy.

Penda comes to greet under the watchful eye of Mama

Penda comes to greet under the watchful eye of Mama

Ruby was called in to babysit

Ruby was called in to babysit

When Sampson did a little magic show in the courtyard for the kids...

When Sampson did a little magic show in the courtyard for the kids…

they were unexpectedly shocked for urbanites...

they were unexpectedly shocked for urbanites…

The tween boys were so gobsmacked, they couldn’t contain their amazement...

The tween boys were so gobsmacked, they couldn’t contain their amazement…

and either a) fell full bodily on the floor or b) starting hitting each other...

and either a) fell full bodily on the floor or b) starting hitting each other…

A mother had to go over and calm them down.

A mother had to go over and calm them down.

Our kids did a trick each – Zola was looking so dapper in his suit, his understated flourish reminded me of Stuart Taylor.

Our kids did a trick each – Zola was looking so dapper in his suit, his understated flourish reminded me of Stuart Taylor.

I got into conversation with an elder next to me who was very interested in the trip and immediately identified the whole point of it “Ah. Pas seulement pour découvrir la nature, mais aussi la connection à l’autre”. Exactly.

It was punishingly hot, so we went home for the afternoon to rest. I loaded a blog and fed myself safely before returning that evening. A marquee had been erected, and was now full of about forty women sitting round in their finery looking like Christmas, with a DJ pumping tunes. Compared to the Gambia, Senegalese women’s style is simultaneously more modest but sexier: skirts are longer, but more fitted and flattering. (Senegalese men and women tend to be ridiculously good looking. And every single fabric is gorgeous. This was markedly unlike Mauritania to follow…)

There were occasional flurries of dancing, with bouts of a Senegalese more chaste version of twerking – all the same moves, but in skirts to the floor. I was called to join, but didn’t feel well enough acquainted to bounce right in and own the dance floor. Ousmane, on the other hand, warned us he was about to have his moment – when he went on he brought the house down with his funky five minutes.

For a quiet feller...

For a quiet feller…

Ousmane was quite a mover in his youth methinks...

Ousmane was quite a mover in his youth methinks…

Once dusk fell, Ruby and I completed the Sampson contribution to the entertainment with a fire show. It was difficult because of the wind, so we called the kids outside into the lane and the adults had to crane over the wall. It’s safe to say we rounded off the night – Ruby’s firedance moves blew those boys’ minds away.

When we rejoined the party, we were called for an Official Photo with the family. We felt like honoured guests. Ousmane’s wife had changed into evening dress of rose pink and lots of gold jewelry with make up like a Hollywood starlet of the 1940s.

Mrs Samba in her boudoir

Mrs Samba in her boudoir

The official photographer took this on Ruby's dodgy phone

The official photographer took this on Ruby’s dodgy phone

The main meal was served to around 100 people in the courtyard at about 8pm, noodles and spicy beef and onion stew on huge silver platters. Ousmane was sharing his with three other men: Lamin, his French brother-in-law Remi and another big feller. I couldn’t eat any because of the MSG so the Sampsons did well with a whole platter between just the three of them. We reflected the 20000FCA Sampson had slipped to Ousmane as a gift for the baby would barely cover the pineapple fizzy drinks given out to everyone at end.

We were all feeling so happy and welcomed. Sampson was sat back just grinning, loving the celebratory vibe; Ruby said it all felt so comfortable, as there was no drinking and no leering she felt completely safe; even Zola was relaxed and smiling with no one hassling him. As the crowd melted away, Ousmane sat outside on the kerb with Sampson and said, if we come back, he’s definitely going to sort out a house for us to live by him.

When we finally left, he offered Mark ‘la main gauche’. I just hugged him.

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WE LOVE DAKAR! Part 3: Dak’art

WARNING! Tired people brace yourselves: this is a ridiculously long blog, even for me, with a stupid amount of pics. But can I help it if Dakar was this fascinating?

The Art of Living

Stumbling upon the Lou Bess Farmers Market outside Ngor Lounge our first Saturday in Dakar, it was like we had wandered into a Cape Town southern suburb on a weekend. There was a similar range of rainbow hippies selling a similar selection of tempting yummy produce, just a fascinating difference in ingredients.

Dakar's monthly Lou Bess Farmers Market

Dakar’s monthly Lou Bess Farmers Market

Yummy stuff for rainbow hippies of the world

Yummy stuff for hippies of the world

I was thrilled to see that all the delicious natural products we had met on our journey through West Africa – from the dried bissap tea of Cote d’Ivoire to the moringa leaf of Liberia – were at last being transformed into a range of commercially viable products in Senegal. Did you know that moringa contains twice as much protein as yoghurt, 3 times as much potassium as bananas, 4 times as much calcium as milk, 4 times as much vitamin A as carrots and 7 times as much vitamin C as oranges?

Environmental development group Nébéday supports the Jappo Liggey women’s cooperative to plant one for every euro donated. Powdered leaves of this drought-resistant ‘tree of life’, native to the Himalayas, are prescribed for malnutrition, aneamia, gastric problems, fatigue, blood pressure, diabetes and lactation regulation. It can also be used for water purification and as soap for hand washing!

Finally, moringa was being marketed as the health wonder it is

Finally, moringa was being marketed as the wonder plant it is

and manufactured on an industrial scale

and manufactured on an industrial scale

African made beauty products using indigenous ingredients like coconut oil and

African made beauty products using indigenous ingredients like coconut oil, shea butter and local honey

Our favourite Zena jams

Our favourite Zena jams

Best of all, local juices in tempting combinations from Fruitic Foods...

Best of all, local juices in tempting combinations from Fruitic Foods…

the brand new business of my new friend Fatou Seck

the brand new business of my new friend Fatou Seck

Yummiest of all was the fresh milk and yoghurt on offer from real Senegalese cows of the Dolima co-op. The award-winning Laiterie du Berger currently employs 800 Fulani herding families in an attempt to create a local industry robust enough to challenge the evil monopoly of imported powdered milk, which accounts for 90% of consumption.

Dolima displays headshots of all their local herders behind their tasting station

Dolima displays headshots of all their local herders behind their tasting station

I can’t tell you how excited we were. We hadn’t seen real milk since Namibia and when I got Sampson to taste one of their creamy free samples, he said Dolima yoghurt was so delicious “it might just be the thing that tips you over into living here”…

Thanks Édouard and Jacques for sharing your story!

Thanks Édouard and Jacques for sharing your inspiring story!

Even more cheering than seeing locally manufactured products was seeing a pile of locally published books including Dakaroises poetry. A month later, we were living on the site where the market takes place. As the stalls were being set up early in the morning, I caught sight of a guy who’d just got out of a taxi and was about to take a photo of Big Reg.

Big Reg's view of the market

Big Reg’s view of the market

and the guy who came to take a photo of him

and the guy who came to take a photo of him

“Simon??!” I shouted, recognising him from the Little Baobab blog “Simon Fenton?” He was as gobsmacked as me as he had no idea who I was! I told him his blog had been recommended to me by a friend of mine, and I was very sad we hadn’t had time to drop in to his place in Casamance because we were running late to cross the Sahara – and now here he was!

Simon had come to Dakar to promote his book Squirting Milk At Chameleons, a frank and winning account of his journey from self-exiled British traveller to finding love and purpose as a family man in rural Senegal. He told me Big Reg looked like the Daddy of his overlander ‘Kermit’ featured on the front cover! He sold 27 books that day, including one to me – and has recently launched another, Chasing Hornbills.

We met Nathan’s wife Mina Fuhr for the first time that day: she popped up like a pixie, a radiant-complexioned Japanese/German who multitasks as a yoga teacher, professional belly dancer and vegan recipe creator. She was there selling copies of her cookery book Mother’s Milks, an autobiographical account of how to fall in love with good-for-you food doubling as a survival guide to eating disorders.

Sampson was busy coming to the rescue of a South African’s Senegalese wife. Phillip Steenkamp was away working as an engineer to finance his fledgling farm Sunu Tool, so his wife Rachel had come alone to the market to sell their home-made boerewors but quickly realised that braaing is not as easy as her hubbie makes it look. She was saved by Sampson who replaced a broken bolt on her braai and gave her some tips for cooking with charcoal. He was rewarded with two packs of scrumptious boerwors, seasoned only with fresh coriander, salt and pepper – no cereal, no MSG. It’s the first time I’ve been able to eat it for years. Maneer Steenkamp, we salute you!

Rachel Oumou Sy and her sister, getting to grips with braaiing with tips from Sampson

Rachel Oumou Sy and her sister, getting to grips with braaing thanks to tips from Sampson

Big Reg had a succession of visitors including an American/Senegalese family from Atlanta with two surfing daughters – go girls! – and a British teacher who reads my blog. I was gobsmacked again.

Lovely to meet Momar and Kristin Ndiaye, their surfing daughters Aneesa and Jayla, teacher Carrie Tooth and entrepreneur Fatou Seck

Lovely to meet Momar and Kristin Ndiaye, their surfing daughters Aneesa and Jayla, teacher Carrie Tooth (r) and entrepreneur Fatou Seck (l)

I rushed to snag a bagful of organic veg from Mamadou and Nicole’s Taaru Askan farm before it all disappeared, not just peppers, carrots and sweet potatoes, but also lettuce, rocket and BROCCOLI. We hadn’t seen that since Namibia either, not locally grown and affordable. I can’t tell you how delicious it was. Thanks to Nicole’s advice, I cooked the leaves as well.

The peerless display of organic veg grown on the Taaru Askan farm by Nicole and Mamadou (left)

The peerless display of organic veg grown on the Taaru Askan farm by Nicole and Mamadou (left)

Bliss on a rice cake

Bliss on a rice cake

When Zama arrived, I took her to buy some and Nicole surprised me by saying how inspired she’s been by us following our dream to travel. She has been feeling too scared to quit her job as an international student volunteer coordinator and follow her passion for the farm. “You just went for it, and with kids too! I have to be more brave…”

Yum yum YUM!

Yum yum YUM!

Somehow I still can’t convincingly explain how, for me, it would have been braver to stick with the dull sublunary routine of school-work-school-work-escape-at-the-end-of-the-year; how it kills me to know exactly what I’m going to be doing a month from now, how I thrive on living in the moment. Surely ‘brave’ is doing the right thing for your family, against your nature – not indulging a craving for adventure?

She also complimented me on my “mature, intelligent and articulate” daughter, who’d been helping her out that morning. However, Ruby was about to give us an example of the exact opposite behaviour. My Uncle John and Auntie Jill will know what I mean when I say “She pulled another disappearing act à la Royal Priors”…

Ruby had been hanging out with three of Nicole’s young American volunteers. She had asked permission from her Dad to “go for a walk with them” (note, she hadn’t asked me). About half an hour later, Nathan told us he had pre-ordered Ceebu Jën (Wolof) a.k.a. Thiéboudienne (French) for us at his favourite place, just down the road. When Sampson phoned Ruby to call her back to eat, he found they were now “in a taxi on their way to the trampolines”. “Whaat? Get back here NOW!”

While we tucked into plates of Senegal’s deliciously healthy national dish of simmered fish, veg, rice and tamarind relish, and I tried not to worry about my daughter, we heard more of Nathan’s story. His father was a high ranking CIA official who worked all over the world. Nathan was born in Dakar and since 9/11 has rejected the ‘American dream’ lifestyle and has chosen to live as a Senegalese rather than an American. He trained as a classical conductor and has worked here as a drum teacher and part time entrepreneur, but he has centred his career around creating an annual celebration of the Senegalese master of the sabar drum, Doudou Ndiaye Rose.

Doudou collaborated with musicians such as Josephine Baker, Miles Davis and the Rolling Stones and was revered internationally in countries as diverse as Japan and Spain. But in his later years, before Nathan’s homage, Doudou was sorely neglected by his own government. Nathan organised and conducted a very successful series of mass drum orchestra and improvised dance events called Deggi Daaj showcasing his master’s unique skills annually for four years. Nathan’s spotlight reintroduced Doudou to the mainstream and granted him some of the national acknowledgement long denied. Last year, just a few days after their final event, he passed away peacefully at the age of 85.

While we were there, Nathan was asked to attend an official ceremony to rename a square in Doudou’s honour in a quarter of the old city called Medina. While such acknowledgements offer some balm, Nathan is understandably feeling somewhat lost right now without the direction and guidance of his mentor, and saddened as Doudou’s extended musical family seems to be splintering and struggling to find cohesion.

Tucking into Ceebu Jën with Nathan and Mina

Tucking into Ceebu Jën with Nathan and Mina

At this point, I received a ‘please call me’ from Ruby. Her volunteer friends had left to go home in the opposite direction, so she was now alone in a taxi whose driver didn’t know where Ngor Lounge was, and sobbing, realising how stupid she’d been to leave in the first place. Thankfully a) Nathan speaks Wolof and put the restaurant manager on to give exact directions to the driver and b) this is Dakar, where (Nathan assured me) a 14 year old girl alone and crying in a taxi is guaranteed to be looked after and not taken advantage of. I only had to endure about 10 minutes of minor panic before she was delivered safe and sound.

Later she admitted she’d felt peer pressure until she realised they were really nice people and wouldn’t have thought any less of her if she’d said “Oh my Dad will be cross if I come with you” and concluded she’d been putting it on herself. To be fair, she was totally out of practice with peers, and had her head turned by the excitement of the whole occasion. But to be so enamoured of company as to Totally Forget Everything We’ve Ever Told Her about telling us where you’re going/knowing exactly where the truck is/checking you’ve got credit on the phone…? It was a big lesson, for all of us.

Mina and Nathan don’t have a car; Mina travels to all her gigs in the middle of night over weekends via taxi and never feels afraid. This was a revelation for me. It’s such a novelty for a woman used to the social norms of South Africa, to find a city where you can feel completely safe travelling alone in the middle of the night.

The next afternoon, I set off to meet Simon, having read his book in less than 24 hours. We drove down to the Plateau for a drink at the idiosyncratic Hotel Sokhamon, where he generously shared lots of info about his wonderful publishers Eyebooks, who focus on producing works by “ordinary people doing extraordinary things”.

Welcome to Hotel Sokhamon, part industrial theatre space, part Fred Flintstone house!

Welcome to Hotel Sokhamon, part industrial theatre space, part Fred Flintstone house!

The awesome view made up for the overpriced juice.

The awesome view made up for the overpriced juice.

Si also told me about the Biennale launch party which had taken place at the old station the night before. The art world cognoscenti of NYC, London and Paris were all there, many apparently with dyed grey hair. I’m so out, I’m in!

We were interrupted by a tall, graceful woman who heard us mention her home country Guinea-Bissau. Justine Mendy speaks perfect French, lives in Accra and is as much in love with Dakar as we are. While Simon was chatting with her, her companion Maudo and a quiet guy with a cute ‘fro, I snuck off to take my first look at some Biennale fringe exhibitions on site…

Sundowners with Justine, Simon and Maudo

Sundowners with Justine, Simon and Maudo

amidst lovely chunky sculptures of wrestling - Senegal’s national sport -

amidst lovely chunky sculptures of wrestling – Senegal’s national sport –

and sabre drumming, by Mamadou Ndiaye 'Thia'

and sabre drumming, by Mamadou Ndiaye ‘Thia’

and mixed media in a collaboration by Antoine Tempé...

and mixed media in a collaboration by Antoine Tempé…

and MIS Wude...

and MIS Wude…

in a gallery with possibly the best sea view ever

in a gallery with possibly the best sea view ever

The Art of the Vernissage

Dakar is a city that breathes art. From the tailored prints of the women walking the streets to the iconic hand-painted car-rapides. As Boris said, here art is the fabric of life.

These are the best shots I could get through a dirty windscreen

These are the best shots I could get through a dirty windscreen…

so cheerful, we were sorely tempted...

so cheerful, we were sorely tempted…

to get Big Reg a makeover

to get Big Reg a makeover

though Ruby would just prefer a horse and cart

though Ruby would prefer the horse and cart

These ‘transport en commun’ 12 seater public transport taxi buses, are famous works of art but due to be phased out by 2018.

On the international art scene, Dakar is most famous for its Biennale, a city-wide exhibition of the best in African contemporary art which has taken place every two years since 1992. With all our delays, we had managed to arrive in Dakar at exactly the right time, with Dak’Art 2016 happening from May 3rd – June 2nd, ending just before the start of Ramadan. With 65 artists invited to the main event, and several hundred exhibiting on the fringe, the city is transformed during this month into a veritable gallery of galleries.

Vernissages means previews in French but in a more lip-smacking way, in the sense of ‘taster’ or the Afrikaans ‘voorsmaakie’ . They were happening all over town that first week in May and I was desperate to get in the loop but couldn’t get my hands on a programme. I missioned to ask at large hotels nearby in vain – not only did they not have programmes, they couldn’t even tell me where I could find one and seemed uninterested in the whole thing. How can the biggest art event in the continent be happening in their own city and they not be trumpeting the fact to their guests?

Nicole looking glam

Nicole looking glam

Nicole invited us to an opening at her favourite Carabasse Restaurant. Her landlord is an art dealer, so she hears about these things. He arrived in royal blue boubou and a stretch limo… Sampson’s back was bad so he was lying down, but kids and I quickly jumped in the car. We were rewarded not only with fabulous art work and the best bissap and bouyé juices yet, but a carnival troupe from Martinique in the Antilles performing outside! Nicole was dancing even though she had a broken rib.

I'd forgotten my camera, but luckily Ruby has her phone

I’d forgotten my camera, but luckily Ruby had her phone

So I was able to capture...

So I was able to capture…

some of my favourite paintings...

some of my favourite paintings…

in the exhibition...

in the exhibition…

including this tour de force portrait of Mandela drawn in text from his Rivonia trial speech by Baye Mballo Kébé

including this tour de force portrait of Mandela drawn in text from his Rivonia trial speech by Baye Mballo Kébé

And Ruby snapped...

And Ruby snapped…

some kif pics...

some kif pics…

of the carnival outside!

of the carnivalistas outside!

Aso Mawon Matnik carnival troupe from Martinique

Aso Mawon Matnik carnival troupe from Martinique (from website)

My pan-African carnival exchange participant list just keeps growing!

Dak’Art

Finally, in the middle of the following week, we drove into the very centre of town to the Ancien Palais de Justice, the main venue of the Biennale. Sampson and I had driven round it during our early exploration of the city. On that first empty Sunday, the former courthouse was derelict and forlorn. What a transformation had been affected to make it the jewel in the crown of this year’s official exhibitions!

The exterior had been painted sky blue in honour of the theme “La Cité au jour de bleu” chosen by inspirational Cameroonian artistic director Simon Njami from the poem by Léopold Sédar Senghor, the first president of independent Senegal.

The interior – a fantastic space, enormous, battered and heavy with the weight of history – had been swept clean to display the works of 65 artists from all over the continent. There was some fascinating footage of what they’d had to clear out to make way for the exhibits: including a huge mess of fax papers, Brother computers and curly-wired telephones.

Brace yourself for the Biennale!

Brace yourself for the Biennale!

Driving up to the Ancien Palais de Justice

Driving up to the Ancien Palais de Justice

where the Biennale installed the main exhibition of Dak'Art 2016

where the Biennale installed the main exhibition of Dak’Art 2016

Sampsons doing an album cover pose in front of the list of exhibitors

Sampsons doing an album cover pose in front of the list of exhibitors

Inside the newly cleared space was as inspiring...

Inside the newly cleared space was as inspiring…

as the words of Senghor at the entrance

as the words of Senghor at the entrance

Here's some of the stuff we loved...

Here’s some of the stuff we loved…

in this visionary 'city in the blue daylight'

in this visionary ‘city in the blue daylight’

peopled by characters like this feller...

peopled by characters like this feller…

part of Nigerian Abdulrazaq Awofeso's 'Fragments from the City'

part of Nigerian Abdulrazaq Awofeso’s ‘Fragments from the City’

Then there was this room by

Then there was this former courtroom…

The walls are talking loud...

The walls are talking loud…

and saying something

and saying something

the world needs to hear...

the world needs to hear…

the writing's on the wall, and in the rubble...

the writing’s on the wall, and in the rubble…

The scope and scale of the exhibition was impressive

The scope and scale of the exhibition was impressive

The children were intrigued

The children were intrigued

and delighted...

and delighted…

("Check the trees made of catapults!" by Algerian Kader Attia)

(“Check the trees made of catapults!” by Algerian Kader Attia)

bemused...

bemused…

and occasionally intimidated...

and occasionally intimidated…

This photographic installation '(P)residant'...

This photographic installation ‘(P)residant’…

was a searing indictment of the pretensions of African rulers

was a searing indictment of the pretensions of African rulers

who style themselves 'Father of the Nation' or

who style themselves ‘Father of the Nation’ or

'Supreme Guide'

‘Supreme Guide’

with commentary

with commentary

scrawled on the opposite wall

scrawled on the opposite wall

I urge you to look at clearer versions of Beninois/Belgian photographer Fabrice Monteiro‘s work in his web portfolio; his climate change series The Prophecy (with the next instalment nominated for the Greenpeace Photo Award 2016) just blew my mind.

There was such a crazy range of stuff...

There was such a crazy range of stuff…

from this 3-D board game...

from this 3-D board game called ‘The People’s Algorithm’ by Modupeola Fadugba…

depicting the challenges faced by young Nigerians in the most populous country in the continent...

depicting the challenges faced by young Nigerians in the most populous country in the continent…

to Malawian Samson Kambalu filming himself walking backwards through the Lincoln Memorial then playing it hilariously forwards...

to Malawian Samson Kambalu filming himself walking backwards through the Lincoln Memorial then looping it hilariously forwards…

to political statements...

to political statements…

and feminist statements...

and feminist statements…

to religious statements...

to religious statements…

(I adored this piece featuring a two tone balance of churches and mosques by Senegalese Henri Sagna called 'Equilibrium')

(I adored this piece featuring a two tone balance of churches and mosques by Senegalese Henri Sagna called ‘Equilibrium’)

to statement of sheer colour...

to statements of sheer colour…

and bravado...

and bravado (Ethiopia’s Aïda Muluneh)…

or delicacy...

or delicacy…

and vulnerability... (detail of Senegal's Mbaye Babacar Diouf's 'En Action')

and vulnerability… (detail of Senegal’s Mbaye Babacar Diouf’s ‘En Action’)

But the piece I found most powerful was the Raft of Medusa by Franco-Russian-Afro-Brazilian Alexis Peskine. It combined splintered Senegalese fishing canoes, portraits made of nails and a video featuring African migrants wearing crowns of thorns made from Eiffel Tower curios. Its luscious imagery, heightened colours and pop kitsch sensibilities pack a hard punch to the solar plexus and reminded me very much of the work of Brett Bailey. When I later googled Alexis Peskine, I recognized him as the quiet guy with the Afro who came and sat opposite me when chatting with Simon, Justine and Maudo at Hotel Sokhamon the weekend before!

Alexis Perskine's piece the Raft of Medusa...

Alexis Peskine’s piece the Raft of Medusa…

reflects on the circumstances that propel young men...

reflects on the circumstances that propel young men…

and women of the continent...

and women of the continent…

to risk such a dangerous journey north...

to risk such a dangerous journey north…

to an unwelcoming country...

to an unwelcoming country…

where their sacrifices on behalf of their families...

where their sacrifices on behalf of their families…

and others' families...

and others’ families…

go unacknowledged...

go unacknowledged…

along with the colonial history that proceeded it.

along with the brutal colonial history that proceeded it.

Perskine reimagines the rape of Medusa...

Peskine reimagines the rape of Medusa…

as the ongoing exploitation of the continent...

as the ongoing exploitation of the continent…

a scandal far greater than the original shipwreck...

a scandal far greater than the original shipwreck…

immortalised in the original Raft of the Medusa by Géricault, now in the Louvre

immortalised in the first Raft of the Medusa by Géricault, now in the Louvre.

Sadly, I found the contributions of the South African artists rather insubstantial in comparison.

The exception was Kemang Wa Lehulere's film 'The Bird Lady, in nine layers of time'...

The exception was Kemang Wa Lehulere’s film ‘The Bird Lady, in nine layers of time’…

uncovering the hidden work of forgotten 1970s Gugulethu artist Gladys Mgudlandlu

poignantly uncovering the hidden work of forgotten 1970s Gugulethu artist Gladys Mgudlandlu

Sampson pulled out after 40 minutes, but Ruby and I saw every single thing; I was proud of my inquiring kids. I also felt immensely privileged to have been given such a window into contemporary continental shifts in the art world.

It's been a hard day's art

It’s been a hard day’s art

Sampson takes a load off...

Sampson takes a load off…

This is more the kind of Dak'art he appreciates

This is more the kind of Dak’art he appreciates

In the time we had left before rush hour, we sought out Nathan’s highlight of the Fringe so far: Chez Joe Ouakam on Rue Jules Ferry. As we entered the space, an intriguing old feller stood up and waved in genial greeting and we assumed he knew the people who were coming in behind us. Afterwards I was doubtful about that, as he did it for everyone who followed.

Welcome to the alternative universe of Joe Ouakam's 'Midnight Congress'

Welcome to the alternative universe of Joe Ouakam’s ‘Midnight Congress’

We wandered around the bewildering sprawl of newspaper cuttings, hanging black cardboard...

We wandered around the bewildering sprawl of newspaper cuttings, hanging black cardboard…

paintings, piles of leaves, feathers and fluff...

paintings, piles of leaves, feathers and fluff…

sculptures suspended by the roots of giant trees...

sculptures suspended by the roots of giant trees…

floating chairs with names on, poetry...

floating chairs with names on, poetry…

which were impossible to make sense of without better knowledge of French, Wolof...

which were impossible to make sense of without better knowledge of French, Wolof…

and the current political situation in Senegal...

and the current political situation in Senegal…

and possibly not even then.

and possibly not even then.

But, next to the giant trees with the giant trunks...

But, next to the giant trees with the giant trunks…

the best installation of all was Joe himself.

the best installation of all was Joe himself.

I felt in the presence of a great showman, a great spirit...

I felt in the presence of a great showman, a great spirit…

and would have loved an excuse to get to know him.

and would have loved an excuse to get to know him.

But I felt awkward being present in the context of Euro tourists with fat cameras and didn’t feel I could communicate who we were... I just left a thank you note.

But I felt awkward being present in the context of Euro tourists with fat cameras and didn’t feel I could communicate who we were… I just left a thank you note.

Joe Ouakam, a.k.a. Issa Samb, is a legendary figure in Senegal’s Agit-Art movement and there were a thousand questions I longed to ask but there were too many people milling around. Though I didn’t manage to exchange more than a word or two with him, Joe still succeeded in giving me the best present of all – a festival programme!

The programme for the Dak'Art festival Fringe called 'Off'...

The programme for the Dak’Art festival Fringe called ‘Off’…

was in fact a folder of 7 programmes covering exhibitions in areas across the city and beyond

was in fact a folder of 7 programmes covering exhibitions in areas across the city and beyond

What a special day in our lives. I felt that if I saw nothing else, I’d at least got a flavour of the best of the fest that day. To top it all, Zola even squeezed in a surf on the way home.

Zola got 10 waves...

Zola got 10 waves…

at Viviers point...

at Viviers point…

and Nathan got to test drive...

and Nathan got to test drive…

his brand new board

his brand new board

Is it just me or...

Is it just me or…

are Zola's shoulders expanding exponentially?

are Zola’s shoulders expanding exponentially?

The Art of Throwing A Party

Our last but one weekend in Dakar, we vacated our berth outside Ngor Lounge to make way for a wedding party. Sampson had been complaining that the clutch felt a bit hard, and as we pulled into our sewage vidange place around 3.30pm on the Saturday, the ball joint broke, snapped clean off. Another truck driver there identified the problem, and sent it off to be soldered for 1500FCA, but immediately it broke again.

With thanks to M. Ousman Diop, boss of the sewage depot at Pikine Ouest

With thanks to M. Ousman Diop, boss of the sewage depot at Pikine Ouest…

without whose services, we'd have literally been in deep sh*t...

without whose fortnightly services, we’d have literally been in deep sh*t…

a snapped ball-joint was but a blip in comparison!

a snapped ball-joint was but a blip in comparison!

This Breakdown no.14 threatened to wreck the weekend, substituting my planned Saturday night on the town with a unscheduled sleepover in the sewage works. But with the help of an English speaking Gambian, Sampson miraculously found the part for 5000FCA (R100) at the fourth place he asked at – and somehow the driver installed it, as I was cooking, just before they shut at 6.30pm. M. Sayé shook his head when I offered him payment “It was just what any friend would do”. I had to force him to take a 5000FCA note “for your family” if not for his pains.

Kind M. Sayé standing to the left of Sampson with the rest of the Saturday night crew

Kind M. Sayé standing to the left of Sampson with the rest of the Saturday night crew

After supper and showers it was 8pm. Sampson was keen to abandon the whole idea of driving into town for a jol, but I insisted and it turned out to be an easy trip. Up until the last 10m of wide road to the roundabout outside the station, that is – right in front where the police were hanging out waiting to nail drivers “coming down the wrong way”. There was no ‘One way’ sign displayed – Sampson went back to check – so we were braced for the good cop/grumpy cop routine they pulled.

Good Cop told me Grumpy was “very by the book – it’s will be 12000FCA (R240) to make the infraction disappear”. I, however, was determined not to break our duck for bribes, so we parked outside and waited very patiently, while Grumpy Cop avoided us and nailed several others. After 15 minutes, we invited Good Cop in and were nice and chatty. He was thoroughly overawed, both by the truck construction and a glamorous smiling Ruby. Good Cop ended up leaving Sampson’s licence behind on the table and fobbing Grumpy off.

Meanwhile, in the half hour we were waiting outside la Gare, Big Reg had become an art installation. We had visitors from Cameroon and Togo, and then the Secretary Generale of the Biennale himself turned up for a truck tour!

We finally went in at 10pm.

We finally went in at 10pm.

Outside you could see it used to be a station...

Outside you could see it used to be a station…

Inside, Afrosiders had created an amazing space from this Art Deco relic.

Inside, Afrosiders had created an amazing space from this Art Deco relic.

There was some art on display...

There was some art on display…

not as much as I would have liked...

not as much as I would have liked…

but more than the live painting happening on the balcony...

but more than the live painting happening on the balcony…

it was the place...

it was the place…

and the people themselves who were the artwork

and the people themselves who were the artwork.

Not to mention the dancers, b boys flipping, spinning on their heads and doing full somersaults onto the concrete - hectic!

Not to mention the dancers, b boys flipping, spinning on their heads and doing full somersaults onto the concrete – hectic!

Upstairs, there was fashion on display. While Nathan was trying on jackets that made him look like Prince, this fuschia-turbaned goddess told me how the Senegalese don’t value their own simple style, but always try to bling it up. She bewailed the fact that it took a French man to recognise the value of their heritage (the old station building) and launch a campaign to rescue it from demolition.

Very Purple Rain n'est-ce pas?

Very Purple Rain n’est-ce pas?

Nathan introduced me to the man in question, Erwan Le Vigoureux. He truly is as ardent as his name suggests, being the founder of Dakar’s most prolific underground art collective, Les Petits Pierres. He was producing and promoting parties most nights of the Biennale month and (being also father to a young family) should probably be rechristened Erwan Le Exhausted by now.

Erwan had already been told about us by Jérôme Barth of La Sénégalaise de L’Automobile, his major sponsor (and patron of many of the more cutting-edge Fringe events) and he was happy for us to park off outside. We went to bed at midnight, after greeting Mina arriving from her bellydancing gig. The music only went off at 3am but it still felt amazing to doze off safely outside a night club. I couldn’t imagine sleeping so soundly in a similar spot in Jo’burg or London?

Sampson loves how Dakar party vibes are so genuine – there were no huddles outside mulling or gathered round a spliff and hardly any drunks either. The crowd were genuinely high on human interaction and art. There was an incredibly focused feeling of togetherness, the exhilaration of celebrating a culture so progressive and so vibrant it was practically morphing before your eyes.

Viva Independent Art Viva!!

Viva Independent Art Viva!!

View of Big Reg through the recycled plant bottles...

View of Big Reg through the recycled plant bottles…

as Sampson snoozed outside la Gare on Sunday morning

as Sampson snoozed outside la Gare on Sunday morning

What a gorgeous building

What a gorgeous building

The next morning, the kids and I took advantage of our city centre berth and walked up to the Hotel de Ville to check out their exhibition. It was well worth it, although we found the setting more attractive than the artwork, some of which reminded Ruby of an unfinished school project.

Checking out the sculptures at the Hotel de Ville

Checking out the sculptures at the Hotel de Ville

We liked some of the artwork...

We liked some of the artwork…

more than others...

more than others…

but the Jeff Koons-y monochromatic shapes...

but the Jeff Koons-y monochromatic shapes…

of Marc Montaret's ‘Poetic Playground’ installation in the gardens below...

of Marc Montaret’s ‘Poetic Playground’ installation in the gardens below…

would have impressed me a lot more if we were allowed to play on them rather than sitting uselessly fenced off.

would have impressed me a lot more if we were allowed to play on them rather than them sitting uselessly fenced off.

Sadly, I think we were more excited to discover, in the Citydia supermarket next door, Ruby’s new favourite treat: dried baobab strips.

Before we left, we filled up with water at the nearby Total garage. The Lavage guy was a bit reluctant to give us any at first, so Sampson did lots of magic for him and ended up drawing quite a crowd for a sleepy Sunday. This is where we met the first ever magician en route who reciprocated by showing him some tricks.

Sampson with magician M. Pierre Mendy who showed him the broken toothpick trick...

Sampson with magician M. Pierre Mendy who showed him the broken toothpick trick…

as well as the disappearing note in the teapot ;)

as well as the disappearing note through the lid of the teapot 😉

Meanwhile I was inside the truck chatting with Yoyo the butterfly artist.

Yoyo had travelled up from Butterfly Island in the Siné Saloum delta to sell his work.

Yoyo had travelled up from Butterfly Island in the Siné Saloum delta to sell his work.

He told me it was his grandfather M. Doudou Diaw who was the first to think of creating art from fallen butterfly wings...

He told me it was his grandfather M. Doudou Diaw who was the first to think of creating art from fallen butterfly wings…

and I had no reason not to believe him although I’ve come across several others ...

and I had no reason not to believe him although I’ve come across several others …

selling work in a similar style since...

selling work in a similar style since…

though not as exquisite.

though not as exquisite.

It took a while to chose which one Nana would like best for her anniversary present, but in the end the kids and I plumped for two love birds over women with parasols. He asked 10000FCA (R200) and I didn’t bargain at all as I thought Yoyo’s work was of a higher quality than much I saw exhibited that month. He had never heard of the Biennale. I told him to go down to la Gare and ask if he might display there.

At this point, Sampson appeared with his audience to give them a quick tour. As the truck filled up, I felt a little uneasy as three tall guys hung in the doorway then quickly disappeared. I hadn’t known Sampson had put the iPod on charge in the kitchen plug; only that night did he realise it had disappeared. It was a good reminder to stop being complacent about the friendliness of West Africa before moving North, but a sad loss: there were long stretches of Sahara where we missed singing along to our favourite songs. We hope the thieves enjoyed the BBC Miss Marple dramatisations as much as the kids did, but we doubt it.

The Art of Creating a Pan-African Icon

The following week, on way back to Ngor from LASA, we finally got to visit the African Renaissance Monument.

At 3pm It was relatively quiet...

At 3pm it was relatively quiet…

and we were looking forward to finally getting up close and personal with Dakar's first family...

and we were looking forward to finally getting up close and personal with Dakar’s first family.

Shoo, it was a LOT of steps...

Shoo, there were LOTS of steps…

but the view from the top...

but the view from the top…

from the Collines de Mamelles...

from the Collines de Mamelles…

across the flat roofs of Dakar...

across the flat roofs of Dakar…

to the airport, was unique

to the airport, was unique

We were grateful to be charged the African/resident rate of 3000FCA each (R60) rather than international tourists 6500FCA, and Zola was granted an enfant rate of only 500FCA.

This was quite reasonable when you consider the Monument's building costs of €30 million need to be recouped.

This was quite reasonable when you consider the Monument’s building costs of €30 million need to be recouped.

The Monument was unveiled on 3rd April 2010 in the presence of 19 African heads of state.

The Monument was unveiled on 3rd April 2010 in the presence of 19 African heads of state.

Senegalese President Wade had these words inscribed for visitors:

Senegalese former President Wade had these words inscribed for visitors:

Message to the Youth
Young people of Africa and the Diaspora, if one day your steps carry you to the feet of this Monument, think of all those who have sacrificed their freedom or their lives for the Renaissance of Africa

At 49m high, the Monument is the tallest statue in Africa. Born of a millennial enthusiasm for a rebirth of a pan-African outlook amongst some of the continent’s leaders, it was supposed to herald a new dawn of African pride.

Presidents Mbeki, Obesanjo, Bouteflicka and Wade are lauded inside as the initiators of NEPAD...

Presidents Mbeki, Obesanjo, Bouteflicka and Wade are lauded inside as the initiators of NEPAD…

where the Monument is positioned as the culmination....

where the Monument is positioned as the culmination….

of the sacrifices of a long line of African freedom fighters...

of the sacrifices of a long line of African freedom fighters…

and pan-Africanist philosophers...

and pan-Africanist philosophers…

and a celebration of a new global African pride and glory

and a celebration of a new global African pride and glory.

I found this terrifically worthy endeavour...

I found this terrifically worthy endeavour…

to educate visitors around aspects of resistance to colonialism and heroes long overlooked by history...

to educate visitors around aspects of resistance to colonialism and heroes long overlooked by history…

was somewhat undermined by the bizarrely low res quality printing of much of the display...

was somewhat undermined by the bizarrely low res quality printing of much of the display…

not to mention the fact that the Monument was built by Mansudae Overseas Projects...

not to mention the fact that the Monument was built by Mansudae Overseas Projects…

a North Korean construction company.

a North Korean construction company.

Does this woman's hair look African to you?

Does this woman’s hair look African to you?

Our dapper tour guide, with the jacket and demeanour of a headmaster, told us that the statues of SuperAfricanMan and his Family were made of copper: 100 tonnes for the man, 70 for the woman and 20 for the baby.

The Monument is bigger than Statue of Liberty, and the father faces west towards it across the Atlantic holding the baby who symbolically points to the future, while the mother holds her hand backwards acknowledging the sacrifices made by her people in the past.

Eish.

Eish.

We rode up to the top in a tiny lift that could only accommodate 4 people at a time...

We rode up to the top in a tiny lift that could only accommodate 4 people at a time…

But the views over the peninsula were sublime...

but the views over the peninsula were sublime…

if slightly surreal...

if slightly surreal…

as we were looking out of the windows in the father's hat...

as we were looking out of the windows in the father’s hat…

at his baby boy's bottom!

at his baby boy’s bottom!

Downstairs in the conference rooms, there was some interesting art work...

Downstairs in the conference rooms, there was some interesting art work…

some rather bizarre...

some rather bizarre…

but strangely beguiling...

but strangely beguiling…

figures representing the different tribes...

figures representing the different tribes…

and pastimes of Senegal

and pastimes of Senegal

a little incongruous amongst the marble and mirrors...

a little incongruous amongst the marble and mirrors…

and priceless artefacts such as these 13th century wooden thrones from Angola...

plus priceless artefacts such as these 13th century wooden thrones from Angola…

and this Liberian mask...

and this Liberian mask…

amongst the many gifts given by the African leaders who graced the inauguration in this very room - preserved for posterity.

amongst the many gifts given by the African leaders who graced the inauguration in this very room – preserved for posterity.

I was embarrassed Thabo hadn’t even sent a card.

For all Mbeki’s faults (several million unnecessary deaths from withholding HIV treatment among them), I have to take my hat off to his promotion of the vision of an African Renaissance first conceptualised by the towering Senegalese polymath Cheikh Anta Diop, and his efforts to inspire his peers to see beyond purely national interest (or purely individual as with our current incumbent).

Since his tenure, the African Union has become a much more powerful organization. After complaining of double standards at the ICC, the AU put teeth into African justice by asking Senegal to host the first ever war crimes trial of an African leader in Africa.

In 1990 ousted president Hissene Habre escaped from Chad to Senegal, and resigned himself to a life of luxury in Ouakam – Nathan’s neighbourhood and Sampson’s favourite surf spot. But when in 1998 Pinochet was arrested in Spain and put on trial for crimes committed in Chile, Habre’s Chadian victims ramped up their calls for the prosecution of ‘Africa’s Pinochet’.

View of Ouakam from the top of the African Renaissance Monument

View of Ouakam from the top of the African Renaissance Monument

He was first arrested 16 years ago, but former Senegalese President Wade lacked the political will to enforce the law; current President Macky Sall moved forward to establish a special court to try him in 2013. The prosecuting lawyer still has shrapnel in her leg from a grenade attack Habre organized on her 15 years ago. The 30th May was a proud day to be present in Dakar when, after a 25 year campaign to bring him to justice, the verdict condemning him to a life sentence was finally delivered in a city court.

A day to remember

A day to remember

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WE LOVE DAKAR! Part 2: Teranga  

Day One

We spent our first night in Dakar outside the Ambassador’s house.

We’d turned up at the SA Embassy late, having got lost on the way in, and arrived at 4pm, without an appointment. Yet former Chief of Defence Intelligence General Abel Mxolisi Shilubane graciously made time to see us, listened to our crazy story and came down to visit Big Reg. He then invited us back to the Residence to have a bath.

What a warm welcome from SA Embassy staff!

What a warm welcome from SA Embassy staff!

Ambassador Shilubane reminding us once again...

The graciousness of Ambassador Shilubane reminding us once again…

how blessed we are to travel as South Africans

how blessed we are to travel as South Africans

His driver escorted us north along la Corniche Ouest, a stunning route winding up and around the peninsula alongside the glittering sea.

Welcome to Dakar...

Welcome to Dakar…

WOW!

WOW!

What an introduction to this city. The shimmering stretch from Ouakam to Ngor reminded us of driving along Main Road around the Cape Peninsula, through the villages of St James and Kalk Bay through to the posher bits of Hout Bay and Clifton. Sampson was suddenly whooping and pointing at the peeling surf, excitedly shouting up to Zola who was craning out the window of the nose cone.

Driving past the iconic mosque at Ouakam...

Driving past the iconic mosque at Ouakam…

looking back towards the central city...

looking back towards the central city…

and north towards - what the hell is that??!

and north towards – what the hell is that??!

Meanwhile Ruby and I were gaping at the epic scale of the African Renaissance Monument – we’d read it was bigger than the Statue of Liberty but we still weren’t prepared for its sheer presence.

Whizzing past the African Renaissance Monument...

Whizzing past the African Renaissance Monument…

looking forward to coming back for a proper view of this incredible site

looking forward to coming back for a proper view of this incredible site

The road slalomed round volcanic hills to Almadies, the Ambassador’s suburb, which is half-Sandton, half-building site. I came to realise that the latter could be said for most of Dakar.

Typical view of Dakar's built up areas

Typical view of Dakar’s built up areas

There was a dirt road at the end where the Residency sits.

There was a dirt road at the end where the Residency sits.

Welcome to the Residency

Welcome to the La Residence

Mrs Shilubane came out to meet us wearing her slippers. I loved her immediately. She was so warm, greeting us with hugs before showing us round the three storey marble mansion. Currently there was only her husband, herself and 12 year old Zanele, their last child remaining at home, staying there, but later that month, when the Minister of Arts and Culture came on a visit, Felicity was catering for thirty!

The humble abode of the SA Ambassador

The humble abode of the SA Ambassador

The roof had a cracking view of the surf. Sampson was so keen to see it up close, Mrs Shilubane told her husband to take him for a quick drive to the beach the minute he walked in from work! How kind. Meanwhile she had a cup of rooibos with Ruby and me in the truck.

The next morning was April 1st. Sampson and I lay whispering and giggling from 6.30am plotting our moves, then started banging about to wake the kids. He waited till Ruby climbed down the ladder from the nose cone to go to the loo then leaned into the cab to retrieve his yoga mat. As he swept the curtain aside, he swore most convincingly and exclaimed “The bloody cat’s had diarrhoea on my seat!” There was a chorus of “Oh noooooooo” as Ruby ran from the shower end and Zola hung upside down off his bed to get a look. “April Fool!!” we chorused. Totally got’em! My Dad would be so proud.

Ruby spent the day hanging out with Zanele and baking while the rest of the Sampsons missioned in Big Reg to check out the surf along the Ngor coastline.

Checking out the surf on the Ngor side of the peninsula...

Checking out the swell on the Ngor side of the peninsula…

along with the rest of Dakar's surf population

along with the rest of Dakar’s surfing population

Ironically the place called the Secret Spot was packed with surfers, and the wave was closing out, so Big Reg continued on to the end of la Corniche des Almadies. This most westerly point of Dakar peninsula, and thus the whole of continent, was strangely unheralded. There’s no sign, no tourist photo opp. Currently it’s a building site as the former site of Club Med (which is what wave is named after) is being revamped by Sheraton at astronomic cost into a swish new hotel and a swathe of private suites.

'Club Med': the reef break at the westernmost point of the continent

‘Club Med’: the reef break at the westernmost point of the continent featured in iconic 60’s surf movie The Endless Summer

The site is just down the road from the brand new enormous American Embassy, so security in the square kilometre around it is super tight, with uniforms sporting automatic weapons bristling on every corner. It’s impossible to park anywhere near it, so Big Reg pulled over next to a restaurant complex half a kilometre away. The boys set off barefoot carrying their boards, blagged their way in and clambered over huge rocks to the break. It was, apparently, “very cold and big and hairy”.

Boys all excited, off for their first decent surf since Liberia

Boys all excited, off for their first decent surf since Liberia

I lay in the truck in peace and wrote. Later I took a wander around the gathering of art and life that is Le Ngor Restaurant complex. It’s not like anywhere I’ve ever seen. You could describe it as a Senegalese Touch of Madness meets the Brass Bell with a dash of Madame Zingara but it has its own unique magic.

Welcome to the wonderful, magical world...

Welcome to the wonderful, magical world…

of Le Ngor Restaurant...

of Le Ngor Restaurant…

a.k.a. Le Pied Dans L'Eau

a.k.a. Le Pied Dans L’Eau

encrusted with shells...

encrusted with shells…

bejewelled with mosaics...

bejewelled with mosaics…

bedecked with paintings of many colours...

bedecked with paintings of many colours…

sporting portraits of presidents, present...

sporting portraits of presidents, present…

and past...

and past…

with unrivalled views of the Ngor coastline...

with unrivalled views of the Ngor coastline…

all the way back to the monument. Oh, and a private beach.

all the way back to the monument. Oh, and a private beach.

Owner Boris Sow, who speaks about as much English as Sampson does French, seemed happy for us to fill up with water and to “Stay anytime, as long as you like”. However, I don’t think he expected us to park off as long as we eventually did, when we finally escaped the garage…

That first day, we got back to La Residence just in time for supper with the Ambassador’s wife and daughter – roast chicken, carrots and peppers cooked by Ruby, pap cooked by Mrs Shilubane. It felt strange and luxurious to eat off china on a sparkling white tablecloth.

Dinner with the Ambassador's wife Felicity and daughter Zanele

Dinner with the Ambassador’s wife Felicity and daughter Zanele

Felicity excused herself for eating pap with her hands “like at home”; she was so lovely, unapologetic and unaffected, and made us feel so comfortable, I joined her. I learned to eat with my hands while working in Bangladesh years ago; it enhances the experience of the meal. While a tailor came to measure Felicity and Zanele for their Freedom Day outfits, we tucked into the cookies, chocolate cake and gluten-free lemon cake Ruby had baked that day. How delicious? I had four slices and took another back to the truck… Nom nom nommmmmmm.

It was Diounda Ndiaye, the security guard outside the Residence, who first explained the meaning of the Wolof word teranga to me, meaning a particular commitment to hospitality . “Senegal is the land of teranga: as a visitor, you arrive with nothing but you leave rich”. This is their proud tradition – to spoil guests. I told him this is why I am glad my kids were born African not British; they are absorbing this attitude. Countries who complain that enough is never enough, and hold on jealously to what they have, will not survive the climate change challenges to come. The future belongs to Africans because they know how to share with grace.

Proud Dakarois Diounda Ndiaye who taught me the meaning of 'teranga'

Proud Dakarois Diounda Ndiaye who taught me the meaning of ‘teranga’

Three weeks later

After 18 days, we finally left LASA, on a Saturday morning when the traffic was relatively light. At the Colobane roundabout, a traffic cop in a beret pulled Big Reg over. Sampson reckons the cop saw Ruby sitting in the passenger seat and thought she was driving with headphones on and then, rather than admit his mistake, cast around to find something else to pin on us. He settled on the bikes, strapped on a rack on the back, super legally for SA but, for the first time ever, not covered with a tarpaulin. As we were just crossing town there had seemed no point.

I was driving the pick-up in convoy behind him. It was my first time at the wheel of a left-hand drive and my hands were shaking a bit. As I jumped out the car I dropped the roadblock kit, scattering SA Embassy cards over the road. Beret Stickler pointed at the bikes and pronounced “L’insecurité”, “unsafe”, and made us wait while he wrote out a ticket. Then he told us we had to take it to the local police station, sort out the fine, get a receipt and only then would we get Sampson’s International Driver’s Licence returned.

There was no way I was leaving without his licence, as this left us open to infinite hassle from every uniform between here and Ngor. So I called the Defence Attaché (who’d given his card to Sampson when he bumped into him with the Ambassador at the supermarket). I explained the situation to Lt. Col. Prince Masinga and put him on the phone to Beret Stickler. “Mon Colonel” he said, clicking his heels together and practically saluting on the spot. He gamely stuck to his guns for about 10 minutes, but after reiterating all points and standing up for the principle, he waved his hand and let us off anyway. I got Sampson to show him some magic tricks, which softened the blow a little.

After this unnecessarily stressful 45 minutes at the roundabout, I was sunburnt, dusty and sweaty, with mud between my toes. Still, driving on the right now seemed less of a trial in comparison.

It was such bliss to reach the quiet haven of Ngor Lounge, wash my feet and Lie Down. Finally we had escaped the industrial zone. It was unutterably lovely to wake to the fresh smell of the sea and the ringing calls of Le Ngor’s resident peacocks – who sound exactly like Kevin the bird of paradise in the movie Up.

Welcome to Ngor Lounge, our home from home for the next month in Dakar

Welcome to Ngor Lounge, our home from home for the next month in Dakar

Ngor Lounge, the third venue at Le Ngor complex

Ngor Lounge is the third venue at Le Ngor complex

and a tad more swanky...

and a tad more swanky…

and cocktail lounge-y than the other two...

and cocktail lounge-y than the others…

but still proudly African...

with an African chic interior…

with divinely chic decor

utilised for several TV shoots while we were there,

the sexiest staff...

the sexiest staff… Aissata Baldé, Adja Seck, Ada Jean Idaye and Rokhaya Dieng

with a spectacular sea view

and a spectacular sea view

Le Ngor's resident peacocks...

Not to mention Le Ngor’s resident peacocks…

Kevin

Kevin

and Mrs Kevin

and Mrs Kevin

The flat paved sheltered area between the kitchen and the lounge restaurant was possibly the best spot to do T’ai Chi I’ve had on this entire trip, with a seaview all the way to the African Renaissance Monument on the left and the westernmost point of the continent to the right. Spectacular.

My T'ai Chi spot at Ngor Lounge

My daily T’ai Chi spot at Ngor Lounge

with a view worthy of a millionaire

with a view worthy of a millionaire

on a huge yacht

on a huge yacht

This 36.8m catamaran Vitalia II was moored off the Ngor coast while we were there. She apparently held the Jules Verne Trophy for fastest time around the world from 2005-10, and has recently been converted into a cruiser.

Meanwhile the kids and I were bowling along with school. Ruby and I finished reading Romeo and Juliet in same week as the UK was celebrating 400 years since Shakespeare’s death. Zola, co-opted in as an extra voice, surprised me by getting into it more than his sister – the macho posturings of Romeo and his mates made him snigger. We commemorated by watching West Side Story as well as Franco Zeferelli’s wistful version.

Ruby found Shakespeare trying enough...

Ruby found Shakespeare trying enough…

without certain jealous types getting in the way of reading it!

without certain jealous types getting in the way of reading it!

Surfs at Ouakam provided some of best waves of trip so far for both Sampson senior and junior, including one particularly huge day when a wave landed on the nose of Zola’s Roydon Bryson board and snapped it.

Ouakam, a fishing village in the heart of the city, with a spectacular mosque...

Ouakam, a fishing village in the heart of the city, with a spectacular mosque…

and some great waves (this is a calm day)

and some great waves (this is a calm day)

I loved the colourful vibe

I loved the colourful vibe

Sampson loved the BYO plate restaurant baking fish in coals

Sampson loved the BYO plate restaurant baking fish amongst coals

The board-snapping trauma required some serious improvising to repair...

The board-snapping trauma required some serious improvising to repair…